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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
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#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

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#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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If you give someone a program, you may frustrate them for a day.

If you teach someone how to program, you can frustrate them for a lifetime.

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How to write good.

  1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
  2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
  3. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.)
  4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
  5. One should never generalize.
  6. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
  7. Be more or less specific.
  8. Sentence fragments? Eliminate.
  9. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
  10. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
  11. Who needs rhetorical questions?
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This is why mock-ups are important.

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These rose patterned bed sheets might not create the exact effect you were going for.

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For all you non-native English speakers out there, “read” is pronounced like “lead”, and “read” is pronounced like “lead”.

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There are some really smart and talented people on here following me, and I know some of you are looking for work.

I work part-time at a company that’s looking for a Full-Time technician who is qualified and experienced in maintaining and installing IT and telecommunications equipment, including NBN, CCTV, Phone Systems, Access Control Systems, Digital Radio Communication Systems, and the like.

The job would require moving to Gladstone in Central Queensland, Australia, and the company could assist with that.

Send me a DM if you’re interested, and I’ll get you more details.

Boost for reach, like to trend.
♻️☝️😁👍⭐️
#GetFediHired

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Sysadmin: ephedrine

Chemist: I can't serve you that.

Sysadmin: sudoephedrine

Chemist: There you go.

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I’m old enough to remember the first TED talk.

It was most excellent.

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A Möbius strip walks into a bar, sobbing.

Bartender: “What’s wrong buddy?”

Strip: “Where do I even begin?”

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“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
~ Terry Pratchett

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One Two Three Four!
I declare a meme war!
Do NOT neglect your !!

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