hannah

hannah, 5 months ago to random

It's funny that they told me not to trust wikipedia in high school when at this point it's the only link in the first page of google results that was written by humans intending to convey information

hannah, 9 months ago to random

It’s cool that you can just pick up and read a book from 100 years ago with no special tools or procedures or conversion software

hannah, 8 months ago to random

Google search is so good now

hannah, 5 months ago to random

Time traveling back to 1991 to warn tim berners-lee that his cute little hypertext invention will eventually require me to click on pictures of nightmare broccoli in order to pay a parking ticket

hannah, 3 months ago to random

Over 80% of icloud storage is used on 12 megapixel photos of stuff in the grocery store followed by a text that says “is this the right one”

hannah, 9 months ago to random

The falkirk wheel has to be one of the top pieces of irl infrastructure that look like i messed something up in simcity

hannah, 4 months ago to random

Thinking about the coat of arms of Hensbroek, North Holland

hannah, 4 months ago to random

Chilling at the airport and noticed there was a perfectly hexagonal pond nearby.. i was thinking maybe it was related to some kind of industrial thing, and i was right, but i didnt expect it to be 1900 years old

Wikipedia telling me its from 103 ad

hannah, 9 months ago to random

I’m in the news for joining the wga/sag strike lol

hannah, 6 months ago to random

Please look at these incredible illuminated manuscript cookies katie made yesterday

hannah, 6 months ago to random

Average mastodon bio

hannah, 8 months ago to random

Someone posted this on the chicago subreddit and i cant stop watching it

An intersection where the streetlights are blinking on and off impossibly fast, as if they were somehow at 100x speed but everything else was normal

hannah, 9 months ago to random

I was wondering if there were any bears in Scotland and katie was like lemme ask google Bard and it said there are no wild bears, but there are nine captive bears, all polar bears, and she asked for more info and then it said there are actually eleven bears and showed a picture of otters. The future of search

hannah, 7 months ago to random

Someone posted this on r/whatsthisbird and apparently this is the correct way to hold raptors but that kestrel seems unconvinced

hannah, 2 months ago to random

🚫 female Dune fans
✅ Spice Girls

hannah, 9 months ago to random

I visited the isle of Staffa today which is made entirely out of freaky columnal basalt and feel like i hallucinated the whole thing

A weird curved section of stone with a stairway going up it
More strange stretched and curved columns of rock
Me sitting on a piece of rock with more columns behind me

hannah, 13 days ago to random

The patron saint of gifted children

According to the memorial, the 12-year-old Quintus died of overwork shortly after the competition.

hannah, 10 months ago to random

Fedi tip: nobody knows how mastodon works. Ive been on here since 2018 and i have my own instance and i still have absolutely no idea why some avatars dont load or i only see some of the replies in a thread or why gifs sometimes work and sometimes they dont. Just embrace the mystery

hannah, 10 months ago to random

Where I go when I'm quite cross

hannah, 3 months ago to random

Between CVE and SCP i always forget which one is about weird incomprehensible scary shit and which is a guy with a skull head

hannah, 5 months ago to random

Forget quote toots and community notes, i want every post to look like this

hannah, 5 months ago to random

Well now i want to

hannah, 4 months ago to random

For the centerpiece of the room.. how about something that says “oh noooo aw shit aw fuck”

hannah, 4 months ago to random

In line for st peter’s basilica and a nun just cut in front of me.. fair enough