Sfwmson, to random

A group of Microsoft office workers are stranded on an island, and they form a makeshift society. Whoever holds the printer cable is in charge.

Lord of the Files.

kittencaboodle, to puns

Me -- "Did you know you can't use beef stew as a password?"
Boychild -- "Really? Why?"
Me -- "It's not stroganoff."
Boychild -- sigh

GriffinGroup, to random

I made a graph of all my past relationships...

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

FiXato, to random
dgar, to music
@dgar@aus.social avatar

I tooted Hello World on November 30, 2022.

Then I began tooting my and a ton of , and . And you all responded so genuinely, and with such positivity, that I very quickly was made to feel at home.

My deepest gratitude goes out to the community, a that has literally improved the quality of my time on this spinning rock as it hurtles through space, towards a future that seems more uncertain every day. It’s unlike any other “social media platform” here.

Today, I celebrate the arbitrary milestone of five thousand followers, and I just wanted to say thank you.

Thank you for the favourites, the boosts, the follows, and the comments.

Thank you for your conversations, discussions, and corrections.

Thank you for listening to my music and sharing your thoughts on it with me, and for following along on your chosen streaming service. This has been amazing.

But, above all, I’d like to thank you all for making Mastodon the friendly and welcoming place that it is. My experience here is one of wonderful acceptance, and it has been truly humbling. There is nowhere else quite like it.

Massive big huge love to you all,

  • Jon (Dgar)
markarayner, to random
@markarayner@mas.to avatar
GriffinGroup, to random

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home...

So I threw him out.
I hate visitors.

jae, to tech
@jae@mastodon.me.uk avatar

It is time! I am a 30-something . I run the podcast & live streams at @crossedwires with @jsbilsbrough. You can find links to the podcasts, my blog, my photos & our Twitch in my bio.

I love and . I adore . You will find me talking about a myriad of topics here. I don’t call myself an activist because I don’t want to be on a pedestal, but I believe every human deserves respect & we need to fight to correct injustice in our world.

donwatkins, to random
@donwatkins@fosstodon.org avatar

Did you hear about the Baker who got an electric shock?
He stepped on a bun and a currant shot up his leg.

pseudonym, to fediverse

#introduction #CalcKey

Greetings.

[One year edit]

Been here on #mastodon for a year now, and settled in nicely. Calckey for a day.

I'm an older geek dad in the California bay area.

Please talk to me about #coffee , #puns , #infosec , #books , #scifi or other geeky topics.

I've already discovered #mastocats hash tag, and #mosstodon and #photography and they've all made this a much more humane place.

I like seeing the "slice of life" posts from real people. These kinds of moments are what connects us.

Cheers

randomiserpod, to random

Much belated #Introduction

I’m Tim, one of the two presenters on The Randomiser #Podcast. We burble on about #DoctorWho new and old, and other favourite shows such as #RedDwarf #Blakes7 and my cohost Chas also likes #TheTomorrowPeople

Professionally I #VideoDesign for #Theatre and once or twice for #Theater

My own interests here are mostly fun things like #Puns #Scifi #Etymology and #BadJokes but I’m also interested in connecting with other fans of Doctor Who and generally being #Silly

GriffinGroup, to random

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

skylara, to random

My dog is high-tech. She came equipped with two sub-woofers.

LibertyForward1, to random

Whelp.. I finally made too many hashtags to fit on my profile. I tried to pick the ones most applicable to me, or ones I feel most passionate about for my page, and I'll attach an exhaustive, absurdly long list of hashtags below. It was surprisingly difficult to decide which ones made the cut. Drumroll please:

LibertyForward1,
alexkidman, to journalism
@alexkidman@aus.social avatar

Realised I haven't done an post. So I guess this will be it.

I'm a middle aged human male (mostly, I think) residing on a somewhat disgracefully warming rock spinning through space. Oh, you wanted specifics? Very well.

I'm also a multi-award winning Australian tech journo, ex editor of most of the good tech publications you've probably heard of, currently a freelancer and always on the hunt for work.

I also do a podcast called Vertical Hold: Behind The Tech News -- look it up and subscribe!

In my leisure time I'm keen on retrogaming, Godzilla, coffee, terrible jokes, the music of Prince, Weird Al and Howard Jones, professional wrestling and cats. I write short fiction in my spare time, and I'm trying to learn Japanese, though I'm pretty awful at it.

mytwobits01, to puns
@mytwobits01@freeradical.zone avatar

Well, I guess it's time for an . I'm moving over here from the birdsite; I'll miss (some of) it, but I already like the vibe here. I intend to fit in with the culture, so friendly pointers are welcome.

My posts are often jokes, but not everyone will get them. I like , , , , and thinking for myself -- you know, all the stuff that didn't make me friends in junior high school. :)

And yes, my username is a joke.

jellycrystals, to chemistry

Updating my #introduction , now with hashtags!
I am an IB #chemistry and #TOK teacher who is always looking for new #science content to inspire my students with. I also love the #Simpsons, #puns and #metalmusic. Other interests include #retrogaming #rollerskating #rollerderby #startrek #davidattenborough #internationalbaccalaureate #ibo #docmartens #blackmilkclothing #gigs #tinkering

irmagery, to TwitterMigration

Hello! My name is Irma. I'm an Indonesian Product based in .

I mostly talk and boost posts about:

Other things that I love:
and ... lots of puns

nikcorg, to Finland
@nikcorg@mastodon.social avatar

From , live in , . I work in , specifically . I have a long professional history with the .

I own multiple , because I love , particularly and with some , but also .

Had and work as a hobby, but that is currently dormant.

Occasionally . More often urban bimbler, taking pictures of all the I meet.

Some people say I make too many .

My bike in bike-packing setup looking out to the sea on the Isle of Wight.
My city bike under some moody lights hanging from some trees in Elephant & Castle in London.
My tent pitched near the water in Denmark. The campsite is overlooking the sound of Kattegat and in the distance you can see the Swedish coast.

pseudonym, to fediverse

Greetings all.

[One year edit]

Been here on for a year now, and settled in nicely.

I'm an older geek dad in the California bay area.

Please talk to me about , , , , or other geeky topics.

I've already discovered hash tag, and and and they've all made this a much more humane place.

I like seeing the "slice of life" posts from real people. These kinds of moments are what connects us.

Cheers.

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