aral, to ads
@aral@mastodon.ar.al avatar

Whenever you see the words “ads”, “cryptocurrency”, “blockchain”, “web 3”, or “AI”, just replace them with “farts” and you’ll know whether you want them or not.

“Can the fediverse survive without farts?”

Yes, perfectly well.

“Will farts replace people?”

I hope not.

“The European Commission embraces farts.”

That’s unfortunate.

“This new startup wants to improve your life with farts.”

I’m good, thanks.

pluralistic, to random
@pluralistic@mamot.fr avatar

Audre Lorde counsels us: "The Master's Tools Will Never Dismantle the Master's House," MLK said "the law cannot make a man love me, but it can restrain him from lynching me." Somewhere between replacing the system and using the system lies a pragmatic - if easily derailed - course.

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If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this thread to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/08/money-talks/#bullshit-walks

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aral, to random
@aral@mastodon.ar.al avatar

Mozilla is a for-profit not-for-profit. And that’s all you need to know to explain everything that doesn’t seem to make sense about the chasm between what they say and what they do.

aral, (edited ) to ai
@aral@mastodon.ar.al avatar

Hi there, if you don’t want me to hit you, please carry this sign that says “please don’t hit me” with you always. Otherwise, I can’t possibly be held responsible if I hit you. Because it’s in my nature to hit you. I can’t live without hitting people. It’s just who I am and what I do. Thank you for your understanding in this delicate matter.

Sincerely,
OpenAI

aral, to ai
@aral@mastodon.ar.al avatar

What fresh hell is this?

(Needless to say that, no, I did not embark on a solo sailing journey from Ireland to Portugal in 2018 and get shipwrecked in the Atlantic.)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bax_qHpe3hQ

aral, (edited ) to ireland
@aral@mastodon.ar.al avatar

I can’t even… Was an MA in NFTs already taken?

BA? More like BS.

kuketzblog, to random German
@kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de avatar

Ein TÜV-Siegel soll Vertrauen schaffen oder suggerieren. So auch bei der Bonify-App. "TÜV Saarland: Geprüfter Datenschutz". Das wirft wirklich kein gutes Licht auf solche Siegel. Wir sollten dringend über die Aussagekraft bzw. die Prüfkriterien diskutieren. So macht das absolut keinen Sinn. 👇

https://www.tuev-saar.de/zertifikat/tk44413/

kkarhan, to Bitcoin German
@kkarhan@mstdn.social avatar

is a good example why you should never let a :bitcoin: - and like take power:

He'd rather wreck a nation's with ideas like "forcibly instating Bitcoin as mandatory legal tender" than admitting bs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sEbVm8yGRM

Seriously, even I as :monero: advocate would not demand every business to accept it in lieu of or even ...

kuketzblog, to Bulgaria German
@kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de avatar

Ein beliebter Taschenspielertrick: "Der Server steht physisch in einem Serverraum in der EU".

Und nun? Alles in Ordnung mit Datenschutz und Co? Natürlich nicht. Eigentlich ist es egal, wo der Server steht. Entscheidend ist, wer darauf Zugriff hat. Wer mit dem Serverstandort EU argumentiert, hat nicht verstanden, wie das Internet funktioniert.

nanoelquant, to Ukraine Ukrainian
@nanoelquant@c.im avatar
moira, to sysadmin
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

okay so I think ...most of the people we do DNS for are here? so listen up!

we may need to ditch ns.murkworks.net if the people who currently own our old Class C don't respond to our WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! email and fix this. we'll also have to stop answering to anvilite. These won't be IP address changes, they'll be name changes only.

so @werpiper @rmd1023 @wrog (who has been a big help with this today) and .. oh foo he's not here.

Anyway that might be happening and if it does this is why.

kuketzblog, to ChatGPT German
@kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de avatar

Sorry, ich kann es nicht anders sagen, aber unsere Kinder werden mit einer KI-Shitshow aufwachsen. Und es liegt an jedem Einzelnen von uns, diese KI-Shitshow nicht so schlimm werden zu lassen, wie ich sie mir aktuell vorstelle. 🥶

#ki #shitshow #bullshit #chatgpt #bard #gemini #openai #bilder #video #videos

kraweel65, to random German
@kraweel65@norden.social avatar

@TransitBiker So, where in the sequence of #SarsCov2 did you or anybody else find #HIV sequences? How is that compared to other #SARS or # MERS #Corona viri? Any proper literature on anything? I call your hypothesis #bullshit.

webology, to random
@webology@mastodon.social avatar

🤔 Instead of creating new terms/words for AI and LLMs that have run amuck, I think “AI bullshit” and “LLM bullshit” both roll off the tongue rather well. You may optionally shorten bullshit to “BS” or even the 💩 emoji if you prefer. I encourage you to call people out on their bullshit when they are abusing this autocompletion technology.

#bullshit #aibullshit #llmbullshit #notallbullshit

kuketzblog, to microsoft German
@kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de avatar

»New Windows AI feature records everything you’ve done on your PC - Recall uses AI features "to take images of your active screen every few seconds."« 🤦‍♂️

1984 war Kinderkram dagegen.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/microsofts-new-recall-feature-will-record-everything-you-do-on-your-pc/

#microsoft #spyware #surveillance #bullshit #datenschutz #privacy #KI #AI

tante, to ai
@tante@tldr.nettime.org avatar

The Future of Life Institute (weird TESCREAL cultists) has directly moved from open letters asking for "development pauses" for "AI" to producing podcasts talking about magical, perfect solutions to challenges.

"What if everyone got a unicorn that pooped chocolate bars?" is a question you can talk about while stoned and have a lovely time but pretending that this is helpful (or realistic) in any way is painfully dumb.

SallyStrange, to climate
@SallyStrange@eldritch.cafe avatar

Remember when your climate president approved the ConocoPhillips Willow drilling project in Alaska? Drilling has begun in places, but some activists managed to bring the decision back into court.

"The government’s attorney, Amy Collier, said experts at the agencies did consider that an increase in greenhouse gas emissions would cause the Arctic to lose sea ice, which the region’s polar bears depend on. But, she said, the link wasn’t direct. They didn’t have evidence that the specific emissions resulting from the Willow project would shrink sea ice in this part of the Arctic, hurting this particular population of polar bears."

That is some insulting sophistry.

https://alaskapublic.org/2024/02/05/willow-opponents-try-again-this-time-in-a-u-s-appeals-court-to-block-conocophillips-oil-development-in-alaska/

kzimmermann, to random
@kzimmermann@fosstodon.org avatar

HELLLLL NAAWWWWW this is some bullshit.... I caught my throttling the connection to the FRICKING PKG SERVER!

For real, speeds were like 8.3kbps in a fiber connection. And then I confirmed the BS by adding a VPN on top and running pkg upgrade again. Boom, back to 1~2Mbps again. Caught 'em Red. fucking. handed.

Why even do this shit? For real. It's just fucking HTTP!

kuketzblog, to random German
@kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de avatar

Nachträglich fast fünf Millionen Euro für den Bahn-Vorstand. Wofür fragt man sich. Haltet euch fest: "Leistungsbezogene Zahlungen für erreichte Ziele." Finanziert aus Steuergeldern. Man könnte es für Satire halten, ist es aber leider nicht. Das ist an Frechheit kaum zu überbieten. 👇

https://www.tagesschau.de/investigativ/ndr-wdr/bahn-vorstand-bonus-100.html

astroPug, to random

Hey, has anyone else come across this:

You see a notification that something you have boosted has been edited. You check and it’s now an incendiary troll message you don’t remember ever seeing.

All the comments underneath are clearly in reference to another topic, so these people haven’t seen the troll message either.

What is this? Has this been seen before and where do I report this?

Is the original poster being account hijacked?

kuketzblog, to random German
@kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de avatar

Genau mein Humor. E-Mail von der PureVPN-Marketing-Abteilung: "Wir bieten sicheres und privates Surfen im Internet [...]"

Dann am Ende der E-Mail ein Webbug/Tracker-Element: "Sender notified by Mailtrack"

Wuzzy, to journalism
@Wuzzy@cyberplace.social avatar

I just learned of the biggest feature I heard of: "view once" images in . The idea is that if you send an image and select the "view once" option, the receiver may only "view it once". After that, it's deleted. And they claim it "prevents screenshots". How? I have no idea.

It doesn't matter because the whole concept is bullshit, of course.

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Hetti, to infosec German
@Hetti@chaos.social avatar

Every time I read "military-grade encryption" a kitten dies somewhere in the world

kuketzblog, to random German
@kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de avatar

Software, Dienste oder andere Abonnements, die zusätzlich zur Abogebühr Werbung anzeigen, werden von mir umgehend gekündigt. Werbung impliziert oft auch eine Form von Nutzer-Tracking, was für mich inakzeptabel ist. Unabhängig davon ist es einfach keine Option. Als Verbraucher müssen wir solchen Praktiken klar widersprechen.

kuketzblog, to marketing German
@kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de avatar

Meine Domain-Blocking-Liste für Domains, die direkt vom E-Mailserver abgelehnt werden, ist unglaublich lang. Diese ganzen Marketing-Klitschen, die den Blog als Werbeplattform für ihren Müll missbrauchen wollen, sind unglaublich nervig. 🤮

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