You have been assigned to deck the halls with mandatory decorations!
This festive season, your homes and hearts must reflect the joyous warmth and mirth of Alpha Complex.
Failure to comply will result in a visit from the Merriment Enforcement Division.
I don't know if this is all true or not but I appreciate the snark and bitterness.
"A JNS review of prior #holiday messages on the #UnitedNations account revealed a single instance where the international body—which has long been accused of #antisemitism and of unfairly targeting the #Jewish state—appeared to celebrate a Jewish holiday. "
Hi, my name is Samantha me and my mother Sharon are being evicted from our apartment of 21 years, we have a hole in our ceiling leaking water from the toilet onto our kitchen table , coffin flies coming up our drain from a sewage backup in the basement the landlord refused to clean up, the flies get into all of our food . We...
Happy Saturday! Enjoy some existentialist dread as we prepare for the Holiday of holidays. (I'm doing nothing for Xmas, lol. I just realized I don't even have any fancy food here to make.)
Santa's on his way! NORAD live streams Santa's progress each year in real time (www.noradsanta.org)
Follow Santa Claus as he makes his magical journey around the world!
Homeless for the holidays in desperate need of help
Hi, my name is Samantha me and my mother Sharon are being evicted from our apartment of 21 years, we have a hole in our ceiling leaking water from the toilet onto our kitchen table , coffin flies coming up our drain from a sewage backup in the basement the landlord refused to clean up, the flies get into all of our food . We...