GayDeceiver

GayDeceiver, 7 months ago to random

He screamed into the Void, and the Void liked, reposted, and subscribed.

GayDeceiver, 10 months ago to random

Someone called the Moms for Liberty Hoes for H!tler, and I couldn’t stop laughing.

GayDeceiver, 10 months ago to queer

Today is the anniversary of #Stonewall.

Remember that up to that point, the LGBTQIA+ just took it … but that day, trans people and drag queens had had enough and pushed back … hard.

The struggle is not over. Keep the faith. Support our trans siblings.

Support those who are taking our cause to the streets and to the courts.

… and remember those, who for safety or other reasons, must remain in the closet.

#Pride #Pride2023 #PrideMonth #LoveIsLove

GayDeceiver, 9 months ago to random

CNN: Indicted!
MSNBC: Indicted!
CBS: Indicted!
The Indictment Channel: Indicted!
C-SPAN: Indicted!
The DYI Channel: Indicted!
The History Channel: Indicted by Aliens!

Fox News: Teenagers are being turned into woke liberals by pop music!

GayDeceiver, 3 months ago to random

CNN: No immunity!
CBS: No immunity!
HGTV: No immunity!
The Immunity Channel: No immunity!
WE Channel: $83 million and No immunity!
History Channel: The alien overlords definitely said No immunity!
FOX News: Taylor Swift has ruined football and her followers are all woke antifa agitators!

GayDeceiver, 20 days ago to random

If I fits … I sits

GayDeceiver, 1 month ago to random

It’s Odin’s Day. Be kind to all corvids. You don’t know which one reports to the big guy.

GayDeceiver, 3 months ago to random

I didn’t know that Henry Ford’s “The International Jew” became one of the cornerstones of turning the whole German Fascist movement truly antisemitic. And I also didn’t know that Henry Ford is the only American that is mentioned favorably in Hitler’s book.

‘Murica!

GayDeceiver, 28 days ago to random

Your new password must be 24 characters long, a must include at least one of each:

• capital letter
• lowercase letter
• number
• special character
• rune
• hyerogliph
• cuneiform letter
• imaginary character you make up

GayDeceiver, 13 days ago to random

Seriously, folks … whoever is in charge of this reality, would you mind turning down the “interesting times” knob down a couple of notches?

GayDeceiver, 11 months ago to random

When you realize that listening to your ‘80s hits is the same as your sainted Nana listening to her ‘50s and ‘60s hits.

nathan fillion castle GIF

GayDeceiver, 6 months ago to random

I found the sassiest Santa of them all.

It’s giving sassy holiday realness.

GayDeceiver, 3 months ago to random

How to end a meeting:

Hold your head with both hands and scream, “My Neuralink is failing!” and run out of the room.

GayDeceiver, 5 months ago to random

Patrick Stewart based Jean-Luc Picard on John Mastodon, after Gene Roddenberry introduced them.

#JohnMastodonDay
#JohnMastodon

GayDeceiver, 3 months ago to random

Real Jesus: Feeds the hungry

Conservative Jesus: Rejects federal funding for school lunches

GayDeceiver, 5 months ago to random

Are y’all ready for #JohnMastodonDay?

It’s the day when we brag about all the awesome feats #JohnMastodon has done!

When is this glorious day? Dec 16 and 17 (International time zones be d@mned!)

GayDeceiver, 3 months ago to random

Breaking: The CDC recommends rubbing the poison ivy or poison oak directly on your genitalia.

#CDCSays

GayDeceiver, 1 month ago to random

“I miss the good old days, when Fascists and Nazis stayed in the shadows as a fringe group, you could afford a starter home at 25, and the only thing hanging over our heads was the extinction of the species through thermonuclear war.”

GayDeceiver, 6 months ago to random

“According to your grandma’s last will and testament, the entire estate goes to Leif, the neo hippie trance artist who took her to Coachella. Let me tell you, kids, Leif is built like a Greek god. Money well spent.”

GayDeceiver, 6 months ago to random

I was watching some TV and my dog was laying next to me.

I turned on Bluey. The show about the Australian Cattle Dog family.

She started watching the show and was paying attention to the action.

From what I have heard, the color palette of the show is made so that dogs can see everything.

I had to smile. My dog was watching a TV show and paying attention to the action.

GayDeceiver, 3 months ago to random

Imagine if other fandoms tried to do what religious club people do:

“Good morning”
“Good morning”
“I was wondering if you had a few minutes to hear about the adventures of Paul Muad’dib and the expanded universe of Dune.”
“Actually …”
“Don’t you want to partake of the goodness that is Dune?”

GayDeceiver, 2 months ago to random

Dance like no one is watching, even though your partner is angry whispering, “Stop that! You’re an embarrassment!”

GayDeceiver, 2 months ago to HashtagGames

Indiana Jones was entirely unnecessary in the chase for the Ark of the Covenant. The Nazis would have found the ark and died after opening it without him.

#DebunkAMoviePlot
#HashTagGames

GayDeceiver, 2 months ago to random

It’s the first day of spring! Remember to thank your local Druid for keeping the seasons going.

GayDeceiver, 12 days ago to random

“One simple solar flare, and the Chinese government has to fight an army of terracota golems that are about to to restore the golem emperor to power.”