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MsHearthWitch

@MsHearthWitch@wandering.shop

Aspiring to be a delightfully cranky combination of Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg.

Practicing a combination of hearthcraft and Irish polytheism in the best way this disabled old body of mine can. Living a Studio Ghibli life.

Devotee of Brighid.

Pfp ID: Cartoon style drawing of a witch with long red hair holding a book and a staff with a crow perched on the tip.

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thatkatharine, to random
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Them: ”You can mask if you want to”

My brain: 🎵 We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t mask and if they don’t mask
Well, they’re no friends of mine 🎵

revoluciana, to random
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In other news, I have recently begun learning 🥰

I had my eye on this one for months. Turns out, my wife made a note of it and started saving up and bought it for me for my birthday and it's probably the best birthday gift I've ever gotten. I've had her for a little bit now but haven't posted.

I named her Ursula K. Mandolin.

They bring me so much joy 🩷 (both my wife and Ursula K. Mandolin, and of course )

mathowie, to random
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We passed an anti-price gouging law in Portland years ago that is simple and brilliant.

Every store inside the airport must sell items at the same price they’d be in a normal store inside city limits.

It’s a bit of a shock when you buy a bottle of water there for $2, then on your return trip it’s $8 somewhere else.

Every airport in every city should have this law.

MsHearthWitch, to technology
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I loathe current-AI in basically all its forms. It's unethical, absolutely divorced from anything that resembles consent.

But you know what I would want AI for?

Smarter driving instructions. A GPS in my car that learns how I like to drive - no lefts on busy streets for example. That when I ask about things like a coffee shop or takeout food en route gives me the option to specify if it has a drive thru and is it on the right side of the road?

AI that serves me, not replaces me.

Sklent,
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@MsHearthWitch Tech companies definitely need more rules and more naps.

NunavutBirder, to random
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Okay, hear me out. A Baking Show, but no one gets eliminated. The contestants help and learn from each other throughout the series and at the end of it they vote on who takes the top prize. Cooperation not Competition.

_L1vY_, to random
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So here's the thing. I like animals including, of course, dogs. (I don't have any because I live in an apartment and I'm allergic to most mammals.)

But when I'm running/hiking at the county park. Where leashes are REQUIRED on the trails. And dogs I don't know come running up to me.

The reason I look unhappy at the owners is not because I dislike dogs. It is not because I have an irrational "fear" of dogs. It's because I don't like complete strangers running up to me out in the woods. 😠

18+ _L1vY_,
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Maybe I should memorize this phrase:

DivineKestrel, to random
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Thinking about making a T-shirt with the silhouette of a woman and of a grizzly bear with the text "Bi-curious ( I'm into women but I might give the bear a try)"

hollie, to random
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Greg and I are at the park, I’m laying in the grass (see selfie) with my hat over my face, legs baking in the hot sun. Two kids just started playing a game involving “zaps” and “took 5 points of damage,” and I’m smiling at their conversation when I hear the dad, still unpacking the car, yell, “Hey! Boys? Can you stand away from the only two people around? Maybe try not to hit them with that stick you’re swinging with impunity?” Laughing so hard I had to sit up.

Twisted666, to random
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All i want to say is: SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Simplify your way of thinking to a slackful state, GET STUPID BUT SLACKED

Get lazy, stop this crazy pursuit in the shadow of some Suit n Tie man, drop out and stop chasing that false slack

Mankind should have slowed everything down A LONG TIME AGO, this world is not even built to hold holiness - there's nothing sacred about this world of man

Be lazy, take it as it comes...get away from the maelstrom suckering you in - get off that job, keep it simple

hollie, to random
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I'm putting together a collection of women-and-the sea songs, and there is an Ingrid Michaelson song I love called Far Away I can't find. The album version is rubbish (no offense Ingrid lol), but there's a really beautiful live version on Apple Music and I no longer have access to that. I think maybe it's from an Apple event but I'm not sure? Is there anyway to BUY Apple-owned music? When I do a search on Apple Music it just shows me the album recording.

wxcafe, to random
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lmao this makes me want to die

Cat_LeFey, to random
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I cannot believe there are still witches out there claiming to be from a long line of “hereditary” witches since before Gerald Gardener. Cringe. I really hope none of the kids are falling for this.

The witch-cult hypothesis has been robustly studied for nearly a century, and has been thoroughly disproven. This is common knowledge within the Pagan community.

There were many growing pains along the way, but now, we've accepted that we are re-creating and re-building paganism inspired by the ancients, not continuing any hidden unbroken traditions. And that's okay. It’s actually really special, being the first in your line, and creating traditions that might last into future generations.

hollie, to random
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A laudable contribution to the bear/man discussion. I loved it.

“There is nothing wrong with men. Men are lovable people with the same capacity for empathy, agency, and growth as any other human on the gender spectrum. But when men are socialized to identify their humanness as masculinity and to associate masculinity with power, we get some real problems. These are the problems of patriarchy.”

https://bikepacking.com/plog/man-or-bear-debate/

ludibriumventis, to random
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I was at my friend's house, this afternoon, and got to hang out with my lil' buddy, here!

Not pictured: Four of said friend's peafowl standing on the roof and peering in an upstairs window, two turkeys following and asking for treats, and a goat doing that gentle head-butting thing that cats do on my leg.

(Note - Emu's right eye was injured when he was a chick, which is why it looks kind of weird.)

#Emu
#Dinosaur
#JurassicYard

dwcon, to discworld
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All the little angels rise up, rise up!
All the little angels rise up high!

How are you commemorating Lilac Day? Whether by post or photo, we want to know!


kjhealy, to random
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The horror twist of course is that it turns out the skeleton is also me

sarae, to random
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IDK I'm going to be pretty happy if what brings down Big AI is the years we spent shitposting and writing pornographic fanfiction

Hunter, to random
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I don't know who it was that put a Canadian flag and a satellite dish on a roadside beaver house in the middle of nowhere British Colombia... but well done. No notes.

Jaqspur, to random
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Mended a hole with a soot sprite :anidab_left:

The same as the first picture but not on a foot

fluffypaws, to random
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imagine having a harry potter house in your bio in the year 2024. that's cringe bro

dyani, to random
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Is there a website where I can see which shows are streaming in which countries on which platforms?! So I can know what to switch my VPN to?

mai_lapyst, to trans
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Wore a bra the first time yesterday (and the night). It just feels awesome :heart_trans: And it has some cute lamas on it too :3

sheepnik, to random
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I've just logged off my work computer, and now it's time to switch off. No thinking allowed for the next four days, except maybe about chickens.

ShaulaEvans, to random
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A friend of mine with small children is trying to get out of an abusive relationship.

I would like to point her at good resources about digital security in her situation.

If anyone has expertise in this field who can give me solid recommendations, I would appreciate it very much.

*Yes, I'm aware of Widows 11 / Recall.

*I do not need uninformed opinions or speculation from anyone and especially not from men. Thank you for your reading comprehension.

MsHearthWitch, to Tolkien
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If I was a character in Middle Earth I'd love to believe I would be a beautiful, ethereal elven woman with the gift of the Sight.

Truth is, I'd be the fat, happy hobbit lady running the local tavern with the best fucking beer, stew, bread and Tabaco in the Shire (and beyond)

consumablejoy,
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@MsHearthWitch @westerling Here’s to blossoming into the person you were meant to be.

Blooming Honey Bee GIF by Feliks Tomasz Konczakowski

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