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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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These were released all within 44 days of each other in 1991.

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Today, I learned that 7500 is the limit for how many people you follow.

Following everyone back has been a big part of this account. I’m a bit unsettled by the prospect of culling.

Not sure what to do now…

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With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.

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Follow me for more recipes.

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Follow me for more recipes.

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What’s the scariest Australian animal?
(Set 1/2)

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This is why mock-ups are important.

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I bet a few of you don’t know that I made a short sci-fi film!

It’s about six minutes long and follows Kes, a cyberpunk cyborg, and her best friend, Rover, a robotic puppy car!!

https://youtu.be/ztqPhHmA2YY

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I’ve recently started playing ARK: Survival Evolved.
Any other players here?

Here’s a video of some gameplay, not mine.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc594J9-WhOzvgEuMqXleX5vymOaw0NTC

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I loved Battlestar Galactica!

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Is it "For fuck sake" or "For fuck's sake"?

It's for a work e-mail, so it's got to sound professional.

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I gotta say, at this point in time, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is starting to look like a pretty good basis for a system of government.

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has been searching for The Music of Mastodon.

I present my non-definitive list of Mastodon songwriters and musical artists. Please give them a follow.

In no particular order:

@the1goit

@bluenagoon

@KydiaMusic

@JunkyardTornado

@orangecountydeathmarch

@CMDR_Royal_Mons

@shannoncurtis

@terrylingwood

@Mustbetuesday

@riverdeep

@timwoodruff

@ellieraeuk

@stefan

@stevesplace

@cyborg_writer

@martyp

@futzle

@thanius

@u0421793

@embraboy

@siblingpastry

@duckswithpants

@ekis

@Songwriteam

@tonyandrewmeyer

@steevc

@Traiken

@dlikdh

@jvw

@NealBabcock

@garretguy

@bsik

@schratze

@herrkaschke

@Ghostbeyondearth

@themodestokid

@lassen

@jimmyether

@beercore

@matthias

@riedler

@CosmicTrigger

@keefmarshall

@nigelharpur

@Onj

@GGMcBG

@NealBabcock

@Pachacutec

@static

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Lance is a fairly uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.

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“Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”

This commandment, widely considered to be the first one, where God specifically confirms the existence of other gods, but says he’s ‘number one’ out of all of them, always seemed to me, a weird thing to find in the texts of a monotheistic religion.

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Some unforeseen side effects from the renovation…

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The adjective for metal is metallic.

Not so for iron, which is ironic.

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Check out what I made from just a few old coffee tables!

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A Möbius strip walks into a bar, sobbing.

Bartender: “What’s wrong buddy?”

Strip: “Where do I even begin?”

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(Edit: Image found on Facebook.
I do not know where you can buy this item.)

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Do you remember before:

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The “g” in Dgar is pronounced like it is in “garage”.

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