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abvolition, to random

Moment of education at the doctor’s office

When I got to the office, I requested masking as an accommodation. The tech came in wearing an N-95.

Tech: Are you sick?
Me: No
Tech: Then why are you wearing a mask?
Me: So I don’t get COVID

Tech: What is this? points to my HEPA filter
Me: It’s a HEPA filter. It reduces viral load in the air, including COVID particles
Tech: Oh, we should get those for the patient rooms
Me: Great idea!
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Abs1nthe,
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@abvolition
Well done! I'd be intimidated, frustrated and silent. :(

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Politico:

Kyrsten Sinema's fundraising cratered to her lowest quarterly total yet this cycle as she stares down an April deadline to file for reelection.

Sinema raised just $595,000 in the final three months of 2023

Abs1nthe,
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@GottaLaff
Oh gosh, what a (satisfying) predicament! 😏

trimming roses with a smirk

Abs1nthe, to random
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MSNBC: confuses Nikki Haley with Nancy Pelosi when talking about

The former president has previously mixed up President Joe Biden and former President Barack Obama, among other flubs.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna134863

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Rupar:

mocks : "He wants to see the stock market crash. You know why? He doesn't want to be the next Herbert Hoover. As I told him, he's already Hoover. He's the only president to be president for four years and lose jobs, not gain any jobs. C'mon man."

Abs1nthe,
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@GottaLaff
What tfg said in an interview:

TonyStark, to random
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Many leftists think criticizing anything and everything that happens, even unequivocally good news, is a sign of intelligence and some sort of cred, regardless of what the actual criticism is.

So whenever they see someone report a good thing about how stuff is going, they reflexively see an opportunity for an easy dunk. Some of the stupidest people online.

Abs1nthe,
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@TonyStark
In 2016, dems walked around on tiptoe to avoid ruffling the feathers of fauxgressives.

I'm glad that it's been revealed by now, that they never voted dem, never will, and it's OK to point them out.

@JonShifflett_V

Abs1nthe, to politics
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Axios: Dean Phillips' standing on Capitol Hill has all but collapsed

As Rep. ramps up his long-shot bid for president, his Democratic colleagues back in Washington are fuming at what they see as the Minnesotan's betrayal of his party.

https://www.axios.com/2023/12/17/dean-phillips-standing-on-capitol-hill-has-all-but-collapsed

Abs1nthe, to random
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Many in the entertainment industry aren't allowed to say it they have been infected with .

They can only report it as an "illness".

Once you start looking for this, it's happening a lot.

Free_Press, to news
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"Imagine the chuckles around the water coolers this morning!"

  • Aure

Donald Trump threatens New York!

Angerly states every business will leave New York if he is held accountable for his vast business fraud in the state!

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-issues-ominous-warning-new-york-1850689

Abs1nthe,
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@Free_Press
Difficult to be afraid of the threats spewed by a fetid old man who can't even adjust his own collar.

cstross, to random
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In my headcanon, the porcine butcher in this children's book specialises in long pork. Either that, or he's a cannibal.

Abs1nthe,
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@cstross

@Pineywoozle

Babe quote

Abs1nthe, to politics
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People aren't naive/conned by anymore. The bullshit that happened in 2016, won't fly now.

F that shit, mass media.

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pbump, to random
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A look at the nine new speaker candidates who nearly all supported both McCarthy's and Jordan's bids — and rejected 2020 results.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/10/23/once-more-its-middle-house-gop-tries-again/

Abs1nthe,
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@pbump
Same as it ever was...

marcelias, to random
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    Abs1nthe,
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    @marcelias
    MN was so fortunate to have such a good hearted governor. Thank you!

    GreatDismal, to random
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    Haven’t been here for a while, but hope to be here more frequently. A good friend has offered to help me with some aspects of the mechanics of the place that puzzled me earlier.

    Abs1nthe,
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    @GreatDismal
    Welcome back! Take your time getting acclimated.

    JonBaker, to random
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    Anyway, here’s Wonderwall

    Abs1nthe,
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    @JonBaker

    denied.

    Abs1nthe, to politics
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    ABC: Green Party candidate owes more than half a million dollars in taxes and child support: Records

    One expert said, "Voters have a right to know why this isn't disclosed."

    https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/green-party-candidate-cornel-west-owes-half-million/story?id=102293692

    Abs1nthe, to random
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    What a shit hole jordan's district must be, to keep re-electing such a do-nothing asshole for 17 years.

    w7voa, to Minnesota
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    Monogram Meat Snacks pays $140,000 in penalties after the US Labor Department found the company employed at least 11 children – nine of whom operated hazardous machinery – at its meatpacking and food processing facility in Chandler, .

    Abs1nthe,
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    @w7voa
    From their Wikipedia page:

    JosephMenn, to random

    Elon literally blaming Jews for Twitter’s collapse.

    Abs1nthe,
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    @JosephMenn
    The same schizophrenic typing shared between tfg & muskrat
    @TruthSandwich

    Karoli, to random
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    If what I am reading is right, Mark Meadows is stretching so far he’s gonna snap. He was just making sure there were free and fair elections, dontcha know?

    Abs1nthe,
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    @Karoli
    He has Reed Richards levels of contortion going on.

    marcelias, to random
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    Abs1nthe,
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    @marcelias

    It's part of my choice to be childfree.

    GovTrack, to random
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    The other day, Rep. Van Orden, a participant in at least some part of the events on January 6, ranted at length at some tired teenaged Senate pages who were resting in the Capitol Rotunda. A photo circulated showing quite a lot of alcohol in his office the same night. He says he was giving constituents midnight tours & he always provides cheese and booze. Sens. McConnell & Schumer & numerous other legislators in both chambers have expressed revulsion at his behavior. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/27/van-orden-cursed-senate-pages/#

    Abs1nthe,
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    @GovTrack
    Midnight cheese & booze parties? Very classy. He could step up the level of classiness & add a kegger.

    GovTrack, to random
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    Summary Updated to reflect an additional bill just introduced: Republican bills from Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS) and Rep. Robert Aderholt (R-AL4) would ban Biden from halting Space Command headquarters move to Alabama, due to state’s abortion policies. https://govtrackinsider.com/republican-bill-would-ban-biden-from-halting-space-command-headquarters-move-to-alabama-due-to-da6a3231cdc6

    Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS)

    Abs1nthe,
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    @GovTrack
    alabama doesn't deserve any federally funded offices, agencies or ANYTHING until it punts tommy tuberculosisville outta there.

    Sheril, to twitter
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    I don’t like to mention that rich guy over at , but he’s rambling on about & agriculture, which is in my wheelhouse. And he is also unabashedly & absurdly wrong.

    Misinformation on climate change is irresponsible & dangerous, so let’s be clear:

    25% to 30% of global emissions come from our system.

    As UT Austin’s Michael Webber describes, agriculture is a major cause, victim and - importantly - meaningful solution to change.

    More at https://ourworldindata.org/greenhouse-gas-emissions-food

    Abs1nthe,
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    @Sheril
    Let us also remember his Boring fiasco, which involved exactly taking stuff out of the deep ground, which he's NOW saying is bad?
    @TruthSandwich

    seldo, to random
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    The democrats should propose a bill that nobody convicted of a felony can run for president and watch the GOP squirm as to why a felon should be unable to vote but eligible to run for president.

    Abs1nthe,
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    @seldo

    This

    Karoli, to random
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    All the “Christians” will cheer for tax cuts while seniors die in the streets for lack of shelter and food.

    Abs1nthe,
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    @Karoli
    The same religious goons who, at the start of , believed that sacrificing seniors would allow non-seniors to live unaffected...

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