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foone, to random
@foone@digipres.club avatar

bad idea: A mouse cursor that's not just a simple floating pointer, it's a cat/dog paw... but it stretches all the way to an edge of the screen like it's a really long leg

primalmotion,
@primalmotion@antisocial.ly avatar

@foone bad? we need this now

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

This exists now!

http://catpawdesk.top

foone, (edited ) to random
@foone@digipres.club avatar

The 37C3 talk on TEA1 encryption (used by police and military units in europe) is hilarious.
The hackers announced they found a vulnerability in the encryption, and one of the ways the organization that standardized TEA1 downplayed the breach was by saying that it wasn't viable, because it required "high powered GPUs".

So they ported their algorithm to a Toshiba Satellite running Windows 95, and re-cracked the encryption there.

https://media.ccc.de/v/37c3-11761-all_cops_are_broadcasting

(or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KhbJ4pqcOY )

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

but that's some hilarious pettiness. "oh, this isn't really a risk because it requires new hardware, and it was sensible when it was designed back in the 90s? Well, screw you, we'll hack your shit on a 90s laptop we bought off ebay!"

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

also that's a hilarious counter-argument. "it doesn't matter because it would require some high-end GPUs!"

you don't think an organized crime outfit couldn't justify a couple RTX 4090s in exchange for being able to listen to all the police's communications?

foone, (edited ) to random
@foone@digipres.club avatar

I've no longer got a job, and I'm also kinda completely broke.

So if anyone has a few extra dollars they can donate to help me, that'd be very appreciated.

https://ko-fi.com/fooneturing

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

I managed to completely screw up editing my "I'm broke until I get hired" post when I was turning it into my "I'm broke because I'm not hired" post. Whoops.

Taffer,
@Taffer@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@foone dunno if this helps, but I’ve been collecting remote work companies and job boards: https://taffer.ca/posts/2023/remote/

foone, to random
@foone@digipres.club avatar

It's kinda depressing how tumblr is imploding now and I'm seeing half my follow list go "man, after seeing both twitter and tumblr do this, it's really showing how it's a bad idea for a social media network to be run by a company who can make arbitrary changes without user consent.

anyway, here's my bsky: ..."

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

it's weird because it's not like bsky is any more tumblr-like than mastodon. and there are activitypub-based socials designed to work more like tumblr... but nope, mastodon is scary, so when tumblr dies, we'll go to bsky. what'll happen on bsky in a year or do? don't worry about it!

amberage,
@amberage@eldritch.cafe avatar

@foone fucking yes. I've been lobbying for the fediverse on Twitter for two years now, offering help and tech support and explanations to anyone wanting to migrate, I've been emphasiszing that there are software (softwares?) other than Mastodon and pointing out GoToSocial, PeerTube, Pixelfed, etc.; I've been pointing out that Bluesky originated as a Dorsey-led Twitter spin-off, I've been highlighting Bluesky's tech and moderation failures, etc. etc.

...and I've gotten zero. Nothing. People either bring up superficial discourses like "but the admins read your DMs!", follow influencers who came to "Mastodon" and ragequit when their attempts to impose their Twitter habits on the network didn't work, or at best people signed up to mastodon.social, had bad experiences because it's mastodon.social, and quit.

But people hand out Bluesky invites left and right. Even people I know are on the fediverse and enjoy it here.

If a corporate platform restricts who can join, it's "exclusive", when they impose bad rules, it's "growing pains", when they have technical failures, it's "innovative".

When we do it, it's "elitist", "censorship", and "only for nerds".

We just can't win.

foone, to random
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The worst part about being a company that builds AI products is having to hire all the security to kill the time travelers who keep trying to stop you.

Seriously, our budget for FY 2024 is like 60% security at this point

resuna,
@resuna@ohai.social avatar

@bearloga @foone If you did that the universe may decide the easiest way to prevent the paradox would be to remove the planet, like in Niven's short story "Rotating Cylinders and the Possibility of Global Causality Violation"?

poetaster,
@poetaster@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@foone the secret is to not call it AI. I work on advanced algorithms in industrial document processing. 0 security. 100% functional safety.

foone, to random
@foone@digipres.club avatar

the world needs more recreational programming.
like, was this the most optimal or elegant way to code this?

no, but it was the most fun to write.

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

we often say that programming is more an art than a science, but we need to treat it like one too.

Sometimes you need to paint a sunset not because someone paid you to paint a sunset, but because it'd be fun to paint a sunset.

foone,
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we need a bob ross of programming

foone, (edited ) to random
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I'm a "full stack developer", in that my stack is full and if you try to push any more tasks on me I'm gonna overflow it and start corrupting my own memory

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

Fucking typos

ferki,
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@foone That's why I prefer empty queues.

foone, to random
@foone@digipres.club avatar

There's a special hell for sites which have password requirements that are like 16 letters, one or more numbers, upper case and lowercase, at least one special character, and we disabled pasting/password managers

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

I don't have my bent-pipe keyboard here and I'm too lazy to recode it, so I just did:
$ sleep 5 && xdotool type "Ez>PzCN,[Q@k}ktFfO3A"

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

nevermind. I'm not giving them my home address to get a datasheet

foone, to random
@foone@digipres.club avatar

You know, in the 80s people often said things like "in 40 years, everything will have computers in them", and while they weren't wrong, they severely underestimated the situation.
Our computers have computers in them. Those smaller computers often have even smaller computers inside them.

We didn't get a "everything is a computer" future, we got a future with fractal computers. The fuckers have metastasized

trevorskey,
@trevorskey@holycarp.org avatar

@foone Very true. I happen to write code for one of the computers that runs inside of a CPU handling voltages, frequencies, temperature, etc. Looking forward to the day when it gets its own little computer.

m,
@m@martinh.net avatar

@foone Will never forget the moment when I discovered that the "5G module" in my router is actually another ARM CPU running (wait for it...) Android! So a phone, basically, as the path of least resistance to a shipping product. This means that not only is there a computer inside my computer, but there's a Linux inside my Linux. And that's before we get onto the ARM CPU embedded in the microSD card...

foone, to random
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PSA: We're two days to a possible US government shutdown.

That means NOW is the best time to get out your Blonder-Tongues and other NTSC broadcasting equipment, get them connected, and ready to go.

That way you'll be able to begin broadcasting unlicensed pirate TV the very moment the FCC goes on hiatus

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

Bad news for us pirates: the senate passed a partial funding bill. Biden ain't gonna veto it, so the FCC threat remains active.

It's only a partial bill, so maybe we'll have a shutdown later this year. I remain optimistic

vxo,
@vxo@digipres.club avatar

@foone what about those of us who just happen to have an ATSC encoder and possibly even enough working pieces of exciters lying around to make something work

(it's my eventual plan to try lighting that up on the 70cm ham radio band just to see if that even works)

foone, to random
@foone@digipres.club avatar

remember kids: the point of the html "class" attribute is to list out the explicit formatting of every element on your webpage.

CSS was supposed to split formatting from HTML! and it did.

now instead of horrible HTML like <font size="7" color="red">, we have CSS!
So our HTML can instead look like:
<div class="size-7 color-red">

note: you'll need to include a few hundred KB of CSS libraries to make this work properly, but that's the price we have to pay for elegance

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

No one hates the modern web more than web scrapers, and unfortunately I have been coding those for like a decade and a half

unlofl,
@unlofl@mstdn.social avatar
foone, to random
@foone@digipres.club avatar

here's the annual update of the intro scene of the SNES game "The Firemen"

foone, to random
@foone@digipres.club avatar

It seems every company I've worked at has a person who looms large in their legend.
Like, they're often the person who built the core systems, everything was originally their design, but they left recently and in their absence they've had to hire like 5 more people to try and take over all their responsibilities.

I think next time I'm gonna track down that person, find out where they moved to, and go work there instead

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

Pretending here the answer isn't "you had a 3x engineer and made then work like they were a 20x engineer and this burnt them out in like two years and now they're doing woodworking in a log cabin on the top of a mountain in Montana and if you mention computers to them, they'll shoot you in the face"

zoe,
@zoe@social.animeprincess.net avatar

@foone The guy I'm thinking of wasn't over worked (he was a endless font of productivity dating back decades), but was driven out by office politics.

The part about moving up into the mountains definitely fits though.

foone, to random
@foone@digipres.club avatar

If the web browser was invented today, Apple wouldn't let it on the app store

kboyd,
@kboyd@phpc.social avatar

@foone (Technically, they already don't, except maybe in EU)

foone, to random
@foone@digipres.club avatar

computers are a completely normal field where there are still existing databases built on descendants of something called PICK OS, an early database made in the 60s to organize parts for a helicopter that never existed, for a system called Generalized Information Retrieval Language System (GIRLS), as created by a guy named Dick Pick.

lolcat,
@lolcat@digipres.club avatar

@foone
As a fledgling dBASE programmer in the mid 80s, I ran across a PICK guy. So, if this is a hoax, it is a very elaborate one that's been around since PICK OS was created, allegedly.

cstross,
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

@foone It was nearly as hard to google[*] for info about Pick DBMS online as it was to find stuff about IBM AS/400s after IBM renamed them to System i …

[*] In the Before Times when google could find things.

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