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markarayner, to Humor
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I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week.

nathansmith, to Software

One of my coworkers from the UK was recently describing the notion of overcomplicating software architecture.

He used a phrase I had never encountered before…

state-of-the-arse

For the past week, I have been chuckling to myself at random moments throughout the day.

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TardisCaptain, to Humor

When a strip club isn't open there should be a sign that says "Sorry we're clothed".

AlarminglyBad, to random
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This joke was inevitable

internutter, to random

Have you heard about the rising tensions between yoghurt and penicillin? One's probiotic and the other's antibiotic.

They're starting a culture war.

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pwaring, to DoctorWho
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How did the Third Doctor check that his code was working before showing it to The Brigadier?

He ran the UNIT tests.

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sesivany, to puns
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A for good night.

constantorbit, to nature
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There were really fascinating ice formations down at the Charles River on my walk today.

I think this is from the water level going down over the past few days, after the rain we had last week. But the sort of upside-down icicles are just so cool...

(no intended)

FiXato, to random
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I have the superhuman ability to detect Indian flatbread within a certain proximity. I know, I know... it sounds like naan sense.

TardisCaptain, to Humor

If you spell the words "absolutely nothing" backwards, you get "gnihton yletulosba".

Which, ironically, means ... absolutely nothing.

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okennedy, to datascience
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New server, who dis.

Hi, I'm a CS prof, focusing on #Databases, #DataStructures, #Compilers (https://git.odin.cse.buffalo.edu/Astral), and #Reproducibility in #DataScience (#Mimir : https://mimirdb.info and #Vizier : https://vizierdb.info). I occasionally find time to dabble in wildlife and landscape #photography and #homeautomation. One of these days, I'll get back to doing #HEMA or #Fencing. I also #Pun frequently.

#introduction

Nonilex, (edited ) to random
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/ update:

Today, after his bath, Ramone announced his intention to pursue a career in finger puppetry.

I am supportive.
The arts are an incredibly important way for entities to responsibly express themselves.

😉
for new followers, Ramone burst into my life in the middle of my Trump trial jury selection reporting last Thurs.

Click on to follow all things Ramone.

Where it started:
https://masto.ai/@Nonilex/112294173767102747
cc @harriettmb

Nonilex,
@Nonilex@masto.ai avatar

Yeah, this is in a nutshell ouch, painful [ intended]

Video to flesh out Ramone’s finger puppetry moments:

The moment Ramone’s finger puppetry art manifested

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TardisCaptain, to Humor

NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.

They're calling it the Apollo G.

neitahchan, to random
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If you bite and kiss people in the neck as your love language, you can bring people back from the dead. Why ?

Because you're a...

NECK ROMANCER

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Links in google sheets are kind of a “sheet show”.

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