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ahnlak

@ahnlak@kavlak.uk

Freelance (Web|System|Game) Developer. Builder of BlitHub, among other things. Can still be found https://kavlak.uk/@ahnlak on Twitter. Ex-Londoner Livin' la Vida Loca in Rural(ish) Wales. He/Him. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

reader of sci-fi : average cook : lazy gardener : intermittent homebrewer : semi-retired drinks blogger

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Javier, to random
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Saw some text online that made me want to turn it into signage. What good are graphic design skills if you can't have a little fun with them.😜

CeeZ, to Iceland
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Icelandic tourism industry in shambles after aurora borealis is released to public for free

sandlapper37, to random
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junesim63, to ukteachers
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Faith schools in England will no longer have to offer up to half of their places to children who don’t belong to their religion, under changes to state school admissions rules sneakily announced by the government, after serious lobbying by the Catholic Church.

I propose, therefore, that the 100% funding they get from the state is also scrapped. I don't object to faith schools. I do object to them being funded by the state.

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2024/may/01/england-scraps-50-rule-on-faith-school-admissions?CMP=GTUK_email

pseudonym, to llm
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Easy Turing test.

Ask your counter party to swear and say something disparaging about a famous political figure.

All the commercially viable, Internet facing ones, have guard rails for polite conversation.

Swearing will be our captcha, our human shibboleth.

pikesley, to random
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dgar, to random
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Set your wi-fi password to:
2444666668888888

So when someone asks, you can tell them that the password is 12345678.

davidaugust, to random
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🦴📎

ukscone, to random
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Edent, to random
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Have a strong password is great.

Until a website says "Please enter the 3rd, 9th, and 17th character from your password."

And then you go blind trying to find them in
gD@YGXa6k*^EB&I5@b$0

morax, to trans
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coldclimate, to random
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I assume that realise that the only reason I use is because it'll sync across my mobile and laptop.
By ditching the desktop app they make themselves irrelevent.
Also, with a product roadmap like "fuck it, give them a month", I'll also never use a Twillio product again. What a complete dick move

srj, to random
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parliament.uk petition:

"Ensure sex workers are not excluded from banking services"

Currently at 8268/10000 signatures for a government response, deadline 22 Feb.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/641066

srj,
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parliament.uk petition "Ensure sex workers are not excluded from banking services" now at 10972 signatures! "Waiting for 3 days for a government response".

PurpleBooth, to random
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For those of you with robot vacuums: "Idiot, stop stealing my panties" is "Kono baka, pantsu wo nusumu no wo yamete!" in Japanese

mjgardner, to programming
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There’s nothing more permanent than a temporary fix that works.

junesim63, to random
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The UK government is planning to scrap millions of unused SARS-CoV-2 vaccine doses, which could have been used to vaccinate previously ineligible groups for free, after they closed the autumn booster campaign.

Meanwhile, pharmacies have just been authorised to offer Covid vaccines at a massive £45 a pop, thus excluding the poorest sections of the population.

And the new scheme starts on...yes you've guessed..April 1st.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/feb/02/pharmacies-in-england-and-scotland-to-offer-private-covid-jabs-for-45

jonty, to random
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Absolutely losing it after discovering what3words took control of the whatfreewords domain by arguing that "three" and "free" are indistinguishable when spoken.

https://www.wipo.int/amc/en/domains/search/text.jsp?case=D2019-2439

cero, to random
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cafuego, to random
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@ionica This story has a rather excellent graph, which should get some sort of graph award 🙂

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-09/magpies-swoop-bald-more-often-survey-finds/103297520

wannabemystiker, to random
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“Vaccination Dramatically Lowers Long Covid Risk” (3 January 2024)

“The prevalence of long COVID is currently 11 percent among those who are unvaccinated and 5 percent among those who have had two or more doses of the vaccine.”

“A study published in November in the BMJ found that a single COVID vaccine dose reduced the risk of long COVID by 21 percent, two doses reduced it by 59 percent and three or more doses reduced it by 73 percent.”

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/vaccination-dramatically-lowers-long-covid-risk/

ben, to Blog
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New : has an Honesty Problem

In which (with the inadvertant help of ) attempt to try and screw me out of nearly £500 after someone in Amazon's delivery chain stole our order

Note: I'd greatly appreciate it if people could boost the ever-living hell out of this one to try and stop the next victim from happening

https://www.bentasker.co.uk/posts/blog/opinion/amazon-parcel-contents-get-stolen-and-then-amazon-tries-to-keep-payment.html

geordie, to random
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I am a simple man begging for tutorials with written word and not some 19 year old screaming WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS in a YouTube video

statsguy, to random
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Saying it's inappropriate to march in support of peace on Armistice Day is a bit like saying it's inappropriate to eat pizza on World Pizza Day.

20SecondGameJam, to random

Gamemaker is offering 20 Second jammers free, temporary licenses that will allow you to export games to the web and desktops. If you use the Gamemaker free tier, you will need this to be able to submit a game for the jam. Join the 20 Second Game Jam Discord and read the instructions in to claim your license: https://discord.gg/X7Ttf6Dzee

allrite, to random
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The word "excellent" is derived from the Christian practice of giving up the use of Microsoft Excel for 40 days to commemorate Christ's sacrifice.

It is a period of great productivity.

The date of lent is calculated by using an obscure Excel macro on a field that didn't originally have anything to do with dates, but Excel converted it to one anyway.

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