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sdw, 4 months ago to random

Please choose from the two contemporary design styles for your wifi hardware: “rounded soft box with white light” or “satanic death cult blood sacrifice altar”

sdw, 3 months ago to random

This shining example of a man drove his Cybertruck on our local beach near Santa Cruz and of course got it stuck. This car is really becoming a symbol for poor life choices.

sdw, 7 months ago to random

Throwback to when the Photoshop icon was cool and a literal photo shop

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sdw, 6 months ago to random

Bring back reasonably sized cars.

sdw, 3 months ago to random

European iPhone users will be on a timer once out of the EU: after a ‘grace period’, alternative app marketplaces will stop working.

sdw, 2 months ago to random

AI: Actually Indians

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sdw, 7 months ago to random

I am begging Apple PR to understand that absolutely nobody is insane enough to put a fucking iMac on a kitchen island while you are cooking. end the madness

sdw, 6 months ago to random

I am still a bit upset that we’ve gone from cute robot vacuums to AI replacing artists instead of a larger, cuter robot that does more household chores

sdw, 8 months ago to random

Meet the Orion Video System. It’s an advanced new software application that turns your iPad into an HDMI monitor.

We had a ton of fun making this. From unboxing (yes, really) to CRT emulation, to custom VCR OSD style typefaces. Get it now — it’s free. http://orion.tube

sdw, 10 months ago to random

bike infrastructure in the Netherlands: we built a bike garage that look like an Apple Store!

bike infrastructure in California: enjoy the new suicide center lane on this highway overpass

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sdw, 4 months ago to random

just remember, when you die in visionOS, you die in the real world

sdw, 10 months ago to random

my long, unbroken obsession with taking moody iPhone snaps in airports

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sdw, 1 month ago to random

Blackthorne: You tell him that this lettering is an affront, set in a font I know as “Arial”. The charlatan dogs of Microsoft made an atrocity to man and God in this plagiarism of the venerable Helvetica—a fraud and a lie, and he must know it!

Mariko: Anjin is upset about the shape of the letters

sdw, 11 months ago to random

Reddit’s AMA with its CEO on their API (read: third party app killing) is a train wreck. These are remarks from their CEO. Why does Reddit consistently have such terrible leadership?

Before this, Huffman had no public interactions with the community or website for 10 months. Imagine the CEO of Facebook or twitter not posting for a year.

Reddit communities should go dark to demand this guy leaves. This is some of the most incompetent management I’ve seen.

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sdw, 4 months ago to random

I would like to extend the most sincere and deep fuck you to Netgear. I hope they get kicked off the App Store for this garbage

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sdw, 9 months ago to random

The Dynamic Island.

The Magic Port.

USB-C

The Action Button.

The Dynamic Island, Magic Port, USB-C, the Action Button.

Are you getting it? These are not four separate features.

sdw, 6 months ago to random

Mammoth 2 looks wonderful. Really great work, @ploink & co! https://www.theverge.com/2023/12/7/23991158/mammoth-2-app-mastodon

sdw, 4 months ago to random

Vision Pro comes with all the standard apps a user might expect like mail, messages, music, dinosaurs

sdw, 7 months ago to random

Apple's website before and after the return of Steve Jobs.

sdw, 4 months ago to random

I asked this new ‘AI UI design tool' startup to make me a pro iPhone camera app UI and it literally calls itself Halide in its Settings UI without any prompting from me. uhhh...

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sdw, 10 months ago to random

Incredibly sad to hear of Anchor Brewing shutting down after 127 years: https://www.sfchronicle.com/food/wine/article/anchor-steam-18192913.php

A huge loss. Though, the writing was on the wall when some absolute dingbat in charge got rid of their amazing historic label design and made it look like generic Trader Joe’s crap.

sdw, 20 days ago to random

I love that people were like ‘wahh, I never use all that power in my iPad Pro for anything!' so Apple designers + engineers went 'sick, that means we can render high-poly 3d tools with this new Apple Pencil Pro to cast dynamic shadows at 120fps’

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sdw, 10 days ago to random

Introducing Kino - Halide’s new pro video camera sibling.

It’s our beautiful, simple, but powerful app for taking cinematic video. Packed with amazing color presets by my favorite pros. Out now, and half off for launch!

http://www.shotwithkino.com

sdw, 4 months ago to random

2027. I set up my new iPhone. I insert my EU mandated replaceable compostable battery. I choose my default browser, phone dialer, Lock Screen, health app, NFC payment app, and Siri voice (the EU mandated an open market for Siri voices in the amended 2026 Digital Markets Act). I go to the App Store, dismiss the cookie warning, select my App Store search engine and download the Coca-Cola App Catalogue to get the Disney+ app to load up on MickeyCoins to purchase the latest Star Wars game.

sdw, 7 months ago to random

Everyone is posting the Apple event invite picture but the spooky Finder animation is 👌

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