histoftech, to dadjokes
@histoftech@mastodon.social avatar

A mobius loop walks into a bar, crying.

The bartender asks “what’s wrong, mate?”

“Where do I even begin??”

mikebaz, to random

Me: The earth isn’t flat!
fiat earther: correct
me: huh?
fiat earther: it’s the shape of an Italian car
me: what?
fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

midacre, to dadjokes
@midacre@mas.to avatar

The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain today?"

And she replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley."

That's when I realized I'd left my phone on Airplane Mode.

nathans, to Meme

Alastair, to dadjokes

Alastair, to Starwars

stina_marie, to Meme
@stina_marie@horrorhub.club avatar

BONUS MEME because I am still laughing

DrOinFLA, to dadjokes

I'm telling my nieces and nephews that this is Mötley Crüe.
🤘

MOULE, to mastodon

The ActivityPub. :MOULE_Ha:

mikebaz, to random

I went to construction school and learned how to cut wood in half just by looking at it.

It's true - I saw it with my own eyes.

AnneTheWriter1, to mastodon

Bonus :

Elton John bought his pet rabbit a treadmill...

It's a little fit bunny.

(It's again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to .)

DrOinFLA, to dadjokes

I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
🤪

reverentgeek, to dadjokes
@reverentgeek@techhub.social avatar

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? #dadjoke #dadjokes

jeffowski, to random
@jeffowski@mastodon.world avatar

spielmannspiel, to Excel

Optimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

JaniceSelbie, to random

Today’s

AnneTheWriter1, to mastodon

Tech Support: "Have you tried disabling cookies?"

Me: "Well, I once bit the legs off a Gingerbread Man..."

(It's again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to .)

nathans420, to Meme
@nathans420@freeradical.zone avatar

bandersona1, to random

Hired a kid to paint my porch. When he came back to get paid he said, ‘By the way, that was a Volvo, not a Porsche.’

daniel, to physics

nathans420, to Meme
@nathans420@freeradical.zone avatar

Lmao

Glimjii, to Starwars

😂

reverentgeek, to dadjokes
@reverentgeek@techhub.social avatar

What do you call a primitive man who liked to take random walks? #dadjoke #dadjokes #procreate

Aknorals, to random
@Aknorals@mastodon.social avatar

If a Japanese ogre makes a rice ball, is it called an onigiri?

👹🍙

#dadjoke

ordrad, to random
@ordrad@lor.sh avatar

The worst dad joke ever told was the Pompeian who said "God bless you" when Mt Vesuvius erupted.

#dadjoke

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