DrHyde, to random
@DrHyde@fosstodon.org avatar

word order is ridiculous

ainmosni, to random
@ainmosni@berlin.social avatar

On Saturday, I was invited by a friend to come over for an asparagus dinner.

For those who don't know, Germans go absolutely WILD for asparagus around this time of year.

I was a bit nervous. as I never liked asparagus, so in the 8 years of living here, I just never joined in . So this would be the first time I tried them here.

Well, I've been missing out, it was super delicious, and I wonder what was wrong with all the other asparagus meals I had before.

RL_Dane, (edited ) to random
@RL_Dane@fosstodon.org avatar

Go home, Language, you're drunk!

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=ZYkBf0dbs5I&local=true

I wish I could understand it. This tongue twister song looks like a lot of fun. 😄

Cc: @mirabilos, @thedoctor, @sotolf

P.S., the youtube video has very good English subtitles

P.P.S., the original tongue-twister: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=gG62zay3kck
(Courtesy of @eversten)

RememberUsAlways, to Israel
@RememberUsAlways@newsie.social avatar

As expansion increased the European dimensions of the so-called Jewish problem, and as the realization grew that the millions of living in Germany's new Lebensraum in the East might never fit into tiny , the idea of dumping millions of Jews on the island of gained popularity among certain circles of German policy makers.
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https://www.museumoftolerance.com/education/archives-and-reference-library/online-resources/simon-wiesenthal-center-annual-volume-4/annual-4-chapter-17.html

RememberUsAlways, (edited ) to Israel
@RememberUsAlways@newsie.social avatar

As expansion increased the European dimensions of the so-called Jewish problem, and as the realization grew that the millions of living in Germany's new Lebensraum in the East might never fit into tiny , the idea of dumping millions of Jews on the island of gained popularity among certain circles of German policy makers.
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https://www.museumoftolerance.com/education/archives-and-reference-library/online-resources/simon-wiesenthal-center-annual-volume-4/annual-4-chapter-17.html

rorystarr, (edited ) to books
@rorystarr@mstdn.social avatar

Folklore read live!

These saintly defenders of the High Alp's fauna live under vaults of glittering crystal!
But why do they leave paradise to help us?

Find LIVE right NOW: https://youtube.com/live/6yoYAvMGaXA

linguistgoneforeign, to Korean
@linguistgoneforeign@mastodon.social avatar

This week in

If you are into languages, you are probably familiar with those conversations with your multilingual friends: you take arbitrary elements from the languages you both speak, and randomly squeeze them together into sentences.

That is any regular Monday for the Swiss. Schwyzdüütsch, a.k.a. German is a colorful amalgamation of German, French and Italian.



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ente, to random
@ente@mstdn.social avatar

Our web app now speaks 🇩🇪

To the wonderful folks who contributed, danke schön 🙏

rpsu, to llm
@rpsu@mas.to avatar

I just found out one actually useful use case for (a.k.a. “AI”).

There is thousands of tonnes of documents from detailing basically everything what happened, who was involved and who participated what and said what.

Feed ALL of that to an LLM and ask it “how can we avoid this happening ever again”. I have a pretty good guess my self but some people aren’t that convinced. Perhaps this is The Key.

faab64, to TikTok

arrested a Jewish man holding a banner "Jews Against " and confiscated his banner.

Isn't that ? Preventing the free speech of a Jewish citizen on broad daylight like this?

Video on : vm.tiktok.com/ZGeQy6hC7/vm.tiktok.com/ZGeQy6hC7/


@palestine @israel

benroyce, to mastodon
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I need the help of #mastodon #philosophers.

Why the f*** would #Putin try to coopt the legacy of Immanuel #Kant?

It's probably not a serious question. Maybe it's just a silly immature dunk on #Germany / #German pride. Or maybe there's something darker in Kant's writings that #Russia thinks supports recent #Russian behavior (I have no reason to believe there is, I'm just openly musing).

Either way it's certainly a bizarre new front in the conflict: #philosophy war.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/europe/german-chancellor-accuses-putin-of-misusing-philosopher-immanuel-kants-teachings/articleshow/109561696.cms

linguistgoneforeign, to languagelearning
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This week in

Things that happen when non-German speakers use German graphemes. 😁



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GoldenRetrieverGF, to random

One of the fun things about German is how confusing it is. To make a word plural, you add -n/-en, umlaut + -er, umlaut or do nothing. So a lot of beginners will take der Vogel ( a bird ) and add an n but also an umlaut. Vögeln. This is however incorrect. It has the same meaning as ficken or bumsen. It means to fuck.

The true plural is die Vögel. Birds and the bees I guess.

eugenialoli, to cycling
@eugenialoli@mastodon.social avatar

We totally randomly met two riders this morning near our home, apparently they're traveling around & with bicycles. They are a & couple. We invited them at my mom's home and we all had lunch together. Apparently they are candidates in , one in and the other one in . Very interesting young people. It was a good day today.

mastomememakers, to Ukraine
@mastomememakers@det.social avatar

if it is the defense support for or the question if spying is a "bad thing", the electorate of the party reliably takes the lead, while puts its tail between its legs (to stay with the image)

prma, to rust
@prma@fosstodon.org avatar

Ok, I tried every single app under the sun for the learning genders in German.

I made something that works for myself.

I put the code and everything here:
https://sr.ht/~prma/DerDieDas/

Under GPL-3.

This little prompt is going to pop up every single time that I open my terminal (approximately 100 times per day).

mashnotebeer, to beer
@mashnotebeer@handmade.social avatar
dec_hl, to linguistics
@dec_hl@mastodon.social avatar

Ok, question: How would one translate to ? 🤣

Nichtbekommium?
Schwerzukriegium?
Kaumzuhabium?
Unverfuegium?

Cmdr_Halo_Jones, to random
@Cmdr_Halo_Jones@spacey.space avatar

In the 'non EU' queue recently in . The in front of me was complaining about how 'they' have a law that would put you in prison for being rude to officials, but they can be rude as they like to you.

He then was insensed that the officer was spending a long time politely detailing to the person in front how to get to Frankfurt, what to see, and generally being a wonderful, welcoming ambassador for Germany.

You bring your prejudices with you.

daniel, to random German
@daniel@masto.doserver.top avatar

So... I think I am safe to announce I have been trying to learn

I am not very good (yet), but I am trying my best. I may write a blog post on my approach to this at somepoint 😉

Does anyone have any recommendations on German speaking folks to follow? ( )

amalia12, to random
@amalia12@mastodon.social avatar

Funny expressions with food and their meaning

Saftladen (juice shop) – an utterly bad place (not necessarily a shop)

Kabelsalat (cable salad) – chaotically entangled cables

Das ist mir Wurst. (This is sausage to me.) – I don’t care at all.

Hanswurst (Hans sausage) – derogatory, a hilarious or embarassing person

So ein Käse. (Such a cheese.) – This is bullshit.

Käsefüße (cheese feet) – Smelly or dirty feet

mezz, to VideoGames
@mezz@mstdn.games avatar

Fellow speakers who play and talk about in german. I'm in the process of translating a mod right now and I think I need some opinions.

Would you translate "host" (as in someone who hosts a lobby or server) as "Gastgeber" or does it sound "too german"? Is "host" enough of a common word that you wouldn't question it in a german sentence?

faraiwe, to techno
@faraiwe@mastodon.social avatar

Me, deceased DED

video/mp4

linguistgoneforeign, to languagelearning
@linguistgoneforeign@mastodon.social avatar

Ich sitze im Krankenhaus neben zwei Jungen (ca. 20), die sich offenbar gegenseitig die Köpfe eingeschlagen haben.

Das Gespräch:

  • Jo, Digga
  • Was, Digga
  • Was heißt HNO, Digga
  • Hals-Nasen-Ohr, Digga

I call this species "The Digga Bro".

#German
#Language

smaurizi, to random
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