isomeme, to aiart
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I asked #DALL·E for a spaghetti recipe in the style of a William Blake engraving. I was surprised but not displeased that the recipe appears to be written in a Quenya-Klingon hybrid language.

#AIArt #WilliamBlake #Humor

ArtThatMakesYouSmile, to Birds
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Fitnessfoundry, to Fitness
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😅Laughter is the Best Medicine!

☀️Need a positive lift? Look No Further!

🏋🏽‍♂️My strength class at the Malden Senior Center strength class is bursting with amazing energy!

🤩These incredible members (ages 65-95!) are proving that age is just a number. They're having a blast, staying strong, and building a wonderful community together.

It's NEVER TOO LATE to Get ACTIVE!💪🏾

video/mp4

adamsdesk, (edited ) to martialartsmemes
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Departed Humour: User Friendly Defeated

Come along as I travel back in time to 1997 to feature a web comic I call ‘defeated’, that is focused around an Internet service provider company.

https://www.adamsdesk.com/posts/departed-humour-user-friendly-defeated/

metin, to food
@metin@graphics.social avatar
metin, to Quotes
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b_rain, to Humor German

Die sicherste Methode, um beim Fahrradfahren dafür zu sorgen, dass die Ampel schneller auf grün springt, ist, ein Taschentuch raus zu holen und sich die Nase zu putzen, oder? 🚦
#humor #fahrrad @mastobikes_de

TheMetalDog, (edited ) to Humor
@TheMetalDog@mastodon.social avatar

During a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono asked the audience for total quiet.

Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands.

Once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

From the front of the crowd, a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet:

"Well f#ckin' stop doin' it then ya evil b#stard!"

#Joke #Humor #Funny #U2 #Bono

KydiaMusic, to memes
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This is a pretty good playlist, ngl

#MusicMemes #Memes #Music #MemeMonday #MarvinGaye #Funny #Humor

hankg, to Humor

If you want proof that how people act on the internet is pretty much the same as it's ever been, back to ARPANET in 1984 no less...

bradford-delong.com/2013/07/ho…

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

Planks for beginners.

markarayner, to Ravens
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

A raven, diagramming how he's going to murder us all.

#corvid #corvids #raven #ravens #painting #humour #humor

tangledwing, to Humor
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isomeme, (edited ) to MusicTheory
@isomeme@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Conversation over dinner this evening:

Me: The best way to end any song is with a Picardy third.
Partner: What if you're in a major key?
Me' ...Then you just sing "BITCHES!!!" really loud over the last chord.

I wonder what other couples talk about? 🎵🙂💜

ZhiZhu, to art
@ZhiZhu@newsie.social avatar

"New Yorker #art editor Françoise Mouly was wrestling with #Trump fatigue.

“We are circumspect about publishing any more Trump covers — no one wants to see or hear about him anymore,”...

Yet knowing that a historic #verdict was imminent, Mouly and #NewYorker editor David Remnick began sifting through sketched ideas, most of them premised on a #guilty verdict."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/2024/06/01/political-cartoons-trump-guilty-verdict/

#Cartoon #EditorialCartoon #Humor #Comics #Politics #USA

markarayner, to Cat
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Good morning, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about ?

returntosender, to animals
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Trekker21, to StarTrek
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hankg, to Humor

The one thing I miss since leaving Twitter is the legit DougJ Balloon Juice blog’s NYT Pitchbot. Nails it as usual :)

didib, to facts German
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carolynaluna, to music
@carolynaluna@mastodon.online avatar

"PolyJAMorous" 🙋🏻‍♀️🎶🎸🎻🪕🥁🎷🎹🙋🏻‍♀️

Borrowed from IG, couldn't resist 😆

insiderua, to Humor Ukrainian
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Дуже норм)

markarayner, to Cat
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SharonCummingsArt, to VegetableGardening
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grrlscientist, to Meme
@grrlscientist@mastodon.social avatar

"The entire plot of the Wizard Of Oz is a woman having to fix every broken man she runs across before she's allowed to resolve her own plotline."

-- TheSpeechProf

#meme #humor #woman

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