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Jedigirl, to random
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@Jedigirl An eternal story.

davidallengreen, to random
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The extraordinary situation that the Met police - the Met police! - are more liberal than the government.

Penguinflight,
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@davidallengreen Like accusing Combat 18 of running dances for immigrant communities.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I have a chat room on Matrix chat called "Funktastic chat". This chat is for...

People who enjoy chats.
People who are lonely.
People who aren't lonely.
People who want to converse without it being public record forever.
People who need a break from politics and religion.
People who want to make friends.
And much more!

Just click the link, sign up, (I recommend "Element") go thru a convoluted verification process, and BAM you're in.

Look forward to seeing you.

https://matrix.to/#/!FoPLUHACuzdAvyXPim:matrix.org?via=matrix.org

Penguinflight,
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@Mrfunkedude Wait.. where's the part where you harvest our organs for your clients?

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JamesGleick, to random
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RFK Jr. says the problem is we’re learning too much. Let’s be fair and give the viruses a chance to catch up. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/rfk-jr-comes-home-anti-vaccine-group-commits-break-us-infectious-disea-rcna123551

Penguinflight,
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@JamesGleick Batshit crazy, batshit Ca-Ray-Zee...

vagina_museum, to random
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Tickets for tonight's inaugural comedy night, Live, Laugh, Labia, are VERY limited, just five left. Snatch them before they're gone and enjoy the most hysterical comedy show in town https://www.outsavvy.com/event/16686/live-laugh-labia-with-sikisa

Penguinflight,
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@vagina_museum "Snatch..." 😎

vagina_museum, to random
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Last night after a busy first day open to the public, we closed our doors and had a lovely party with friends who had helped make this happen. We enjoyed a thoroughly satisfying spread from our wonderful neighbours Ida's Kitchen!

Penguinflight,
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@vagina_museum The bar?

terence, to random
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Day 5: Analog map. In keeping with what has apparently become my annual craft day, here's the world as an octahedron. Last year, it was a cube, and the year before that, it was an icosahedron.

Penguinflight,
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@terence Globes..? 😎

kate, to random
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The housing crisis and climate crisis come together in this bleak letter in the Woodland Trust magazine:

Penguinflight,
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@kate All landlords are bastards.

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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Penguinflight,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat Be more like Jessica

Jaden2, to random

Had a long ass talk with my uncle last nite.
He said ' Jaden problem with you is you to damn nice , you always say yes when these mfs ask you to do summit. That why you get all this shit dumped on you ' just say no ' they using you !
He got a point ion gon lie. But I find it difficult to say no , I hate upsetting folk.
Any of you the same?? How can you just change yall personality??????

Penguinflight,
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@Jaden2 Testify.

And when you need something back; tumbleweed...

cstross, to random
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REMINDER: ChatGPT, Stable Diffusion, and other large trained neural models are NOT "artificial intelligence", they're just stochastic parrots, remixing and regurgitating what they've been fed. There's no theory-of-mind involved, so no understanding: there's no "there" there. (A real live parrot exhibits more intelligence than this.)

Don't call it AI; call it parrot-tech. That way you'll have a better perspective on what it can (and can't) do.

Penguinflight,
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@cstross Thank you.

vagina_museum, to random
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We've received a LOT of questions about how male spiders jettisoning their dicks could possibly improve their reproductive chances. Male genitalia isn't our specialty, and there's several reasons. Some of the reasons relate to vaginas so we'll answer your questions anyway.
https://masto.ai/

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taylorlorenz, to random
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Ok grandpa let’s get you to bed

Musk saying cis is a slur

Penguinflight,
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@taylorlorenz Yeah, compost bed.

paezha, to random
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Alternative names for Monday.

— Meanday
— Crapday
— Sucksday
— Bullshitday
— Notwantday
— Anathemaday
— Notniceday

Penguinflight,
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@paezha Capitalismmadeushatethisday.

Wen, to crochet
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strikes again

Staying overnight in East Lothian we noticed that the local crochet artiste has struck again with an addition to the (wooden) ‘post box’ to mark Halloween. Previous (NHS and Harvest offerings are also shown).

The Harvest postbox
The NHS postbox

Penguinflight,
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dgar, to random
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What could possibly go wrong?

Penguinflight,
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@dgar The internet is a carousel.

Loukas, to random
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The EU is split on the UN general assembly resolution for an "immediate, durable and sustained humanitarian truce" between Hamas and Israel.

8 in favour
4 against
15 abstentions

https://news.un.org/en/story/2023/10/1142847?_gl=1..

Penguinflight,
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@Loukas Cowards.

Free_Press, to news
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IDRAEL: IT'S WAR! 🚨

Internet And Phone Services Collapse In Gaza As Israel Expands Ground ASSAULT Friday night.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gaza-internet-phone_n_653bfa05e4b0d69ae7072107

Penguinflight,
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@Free_Press There are more than three letters in 'genocide.'

rebeccawatson, to random
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just saw a medication commercial that listed a side effect of “uncontrollable body odor that may be permanent” and I’m crying

Penguinflight,
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@rebeccawatson Was it for GOO?

flexghost, to random
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House Speaker Mike Johnson is on the Russian payroll

Texas-based American Ethane company donated tens of thousands to Johnson

88% of American Ethane was owned by three Russian oligarchs: Konstantin Nikolaev, Mikhail Yuriev, and Andrey Kunatbaev

Remember when being a traitor used to be a career-ending scandal?

🇺🇸

Penguinflight,
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@flexghost Life ending.

RickiTarr, to random
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My body is a temple, please leave sacrifices.

Penguinflight,
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@RickiTarr So's mine; ancient, crumbling, home to an unnameable horror...

vagina_museum, to random
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It's time to open up. Let's have a look between the labia at the vulval vestibule...

As with all of our threads, this thread contains real photos of human vulvas. They'll be posted unlisted with a content wrapper, but if you have CWs switched off, you might want to put them back on. We will also block anyone who makes creepy sexualised remarks, or vulva-shaming comments.

Penguinflight,
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@vagina_museum 'Vulva shaming?' I've clearly led a sheltered life as I've never heard of that previously. I mean, think of the circumstances...

pvonhellermannn, to Amazon
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It’s a horrible, sad synopsis of our time that the real, beautiful is dying whilst the wrong one just keeps growing

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/oct/26/amazon-quarter-profits-revenue-increase?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

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SrRochardBunson, to random
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@SrRochardBunson Have you looked at the American electorate recently? I'd be worried if I were you.

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