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selzero

@selzero@syzito.xyz

Evil Supervillain Overlord of Syzito.xyz.

Creator of #TheInvasionOfTheDemonicCrittersFromHell

Demonic Critter progress and suggestions set to "Followers only".

Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future. :terminal_cursor:

Other games can be found at #SelzerosGameProjects

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Jeremy Vaught spent 16 years taking the Twitter username "@ music" to over 11 million users.

Now, the "X" platform decides it wants it, gives him "@ Musican" (without an i) failed to transfer his followers, and are now squatting on his 11 million follower account.

STOP ADDING CONTENT TO BILLIONAIRE OWNED PLATFORMS

16 years ago, I created @music and have been running it ever since. Just now, Twitter / X just ripped it away. Super pissed The letter: Hello, The user handle associated with account @Music will be affiliated with X Corp. Accordingly, your user handle will be changed to a new user handle. However, we appreciate your loyalty and want to minimize any inconvenience this may cause. At this time we will be changing this handle to @musican. We have listed additional handles that you can choose from below. Just respond to this message and we can assist you in making the change. All data associated with your prior user handle, including followers and following data, will be transferred to your new user handle. @musicmusic @music123 @musiclover Please reply to this email if you have any questions. Best regards, X
Only 22 users moved to Musican (without an i)

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It depends on which way inclined they are. No judging.

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Isaac Newton inventing the woke agenda in 1669.

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Whatever is going badly in your life, just know, it could be worse. Forbes Magazine could feature you on their cover for example.

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Mrs Wainwright, secondary school Geography teacher used to always say "The answer is in the question".

40 years later I see things like this, and can hear Mrs Wainwright's voice clear as day.

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Look.

If we developers say we will fix something. WE WILL FIX IT.

No need to keep nagging us every 6 months. Geez.

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"Where do you see yourself in three years?"

"3 years? By that time I'll be dropping poisonous scorpions into rich people's climate change bunker air vents."

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The Book Wheel was an invention from the 16th century for people that needed multiple tabs open before browsers were invented.

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You thought the ending to Soylent Green or Planet of the Apes was wild.

...wait till you learn...

WE are the Tamarians.

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Appreciation toot for everyone on following, interacting, and being awesome on this platform and helping grow the federated community.

You get one wool heart each.

Wool gnome knitting wool hearts.

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Stop scrolling.

I just wanted to bring to your attention that in Norway speed bumps are called Farts Humper.

Carry on.

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Stupid fish crawls onto land and now we have to pay rent and put up with conservatives and shit.

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If you are able to, donate to your instance provider. They are making it possible for you to own your little corner of the internet. It is definitely worth it.

selzero, to politics
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Because older generations tend to be more conservative than younger generations, it looks like people get more conservative with age.

This is, thankfully, untrue.

People get more progressive with age.

It's just that previous generations get a little left behind. The jump between generations is bigger than the progress that happens within people, giving the illusion that older people become more conservative.

Some good news for once. 😊

https://brilliant.org/lesson/the-overton-paradox/

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I'm not trying to trigger whataboutism but, to my shame, I gave up trying to draw attention to the war in Yemen, which has lead to almost 400,000 direct and indirect deaths, and 25,000 air strikes from the Saudis backed by Western military (particularly the US) that have killed around 10,000 civilians.

All cases of governments killing civilians is bad. I'm not saying "yeah but what about?" I'm saying "can we get some attention there too?"

https://caat.org.uk/homepage/stop-arming-saudi-arabia/the-war-on-yemens-civilians/

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We colonialised half the world over centuries for spices, and this is what we eat.

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You think the perfect job doesn't exist.

But Samuel L. Jackson has made over $300,000,000 from his 150+ movies.

He says around 2000 words per movie, that comes to about $1000 per word.

"Motherfucker" was 1116 of those words.

Therefore Samuel L. Jackson has made over 1 million dollars for saying "Motherfucker".

That's the kind of job we would all aspire to.

Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction having some tasty beverage to wash down his big kahuna burger.

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It is unfortunate that absolutely anyone that has had a picture taken with Jeffrey Epstein and/or Ghislaine Maxwell will be rashly tarred with the same brush. For example, it is quite possible that people might see this image and somehow associate the Catholic Church with pedophilia.

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Do it Gojira!

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John Conner watching you use ChatGPT

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I want to be a valid source of real time news and current events.

What do you think needs to be done to achieve this?

(Please boost for more opinions)

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Right wing nut jobs claim Islamists run the UK.

What bullshit.

Our most popular monarch ever was a Zooroastrian.

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Tributes to Metropolis (1927) within Bladerunner (1982) both movies giants of their era, revolutionizing cinema, esthetics, and story telling.

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🤖

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I don't know why the super rich are so against high taxation, they can just make a ton more money with their humongous brains and superhuman work ethic right?

Even if not, they can just wait for the money to trickle down from other rich people.

What's the problem?

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I'm definitely going for the glorious new mistakes.

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