Euan, to Cats
cat_news, to Cats
@cat_news@mas.to avatar

Cats Of Mastodon! We are the algorithm. If you see a cat, boost a cat!

markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

There are two types of cats: murder and doofus.

haldecraft, to Artist

Really, really, really still trying to find My People here on Mastodon. Am I on the wrong server or something? I'm a self-employed / / ... I make ( )... dye ... ... read ... have two and eleven ... am a recent who loves to talk about what a wild ride is ... and I'm a scared shitless for my and friends and family. Is that enough tags? Hello? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

This little guy is clearly running illegal SQUIRREL software on CAT hardware, but I'm still sharing it for .

davidrevoy, to Cats
@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org avatar
ned, to Cats
@ned@mstdn.ca avatar

(I don't know if I can tag or is that reserved for your own cats?)

garius, to Cats
@garius@mastodon.me.uk avatar

As a kid I was scared of the dark.

One night, my mum asked me what was scaring me and I mumbled something about ghosts or monsters coming at night.

"Oh don't worry about those," she said. "The cats chase them way. That's why they're awake when we're asleep."

I've loved that idea ever since. That at some point ancient humans and cats struck a pact:

We feed them and provide them with places to snooze in daylight. They protect us from the things that lurk between worlds at night.

bbsmooth, to Cats
@bbsmooth@a11y.info avatar

I hesitate to post this pic because I don't want to break the internet 🙂

He fell asleep in my lap like this last night. It was great for him but not so good for a middle-aged guy sitting directly on the floor, unable to move for about an hour because he's trapped under the cutest kitten in the world.

alper, to Cats
@alper@sfba.social avatar

A black hole bending the fabric of the universe.

markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

peternoahthomas, to animals
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markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

Hooman! Grab my paw if you want to live!

aleen, to Phoenix
@aleen@wandering.shop avatar

My mother-in-law died three weeks ago. We've found good homes for most of her pets, but Sweet Mamma and Baby still need a new family.

They love each other a lot and neither would thrive alone, so we need one home for both of them. They both excel at purring and they're very affectionate (with humans and each other).

Can anyone in or near adopt two sweet ?

An orangey cat sitting in loaf mode, eyes squinty.

Alicircles, to art

Hey I'm Alicia, an artist who really hasn't been feeling social media lately (especially IG and FB) so I thought I'd try Mastodon out and see if I like the simplicity of it more. I think I picked the perfect server, since I'm much more likely to be in my sunny garden than anywhere else. :BlobCat_Love: 🌞

My interests include
and making.

I have a family business called Fibre2Fabric where we dye all sorts of fibre, yarn, and fabric and I want to get into clothes some more!

Hope I get to meet some cool people the algorithm would drown out on other apps.

JasonStiff, to Cat
@JasonStiff@sfba.social avatar

Snickers and Oreo shown here demonstrating perfect pike sleeping position as they prepare for the Synchronized Sleeping competition in next year's Cat Olympics.

sanhoser, to Cats
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markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

And that's how that photo shoot ended.

daico, to Cat
@daico@mas.to avatar

For #caturday, the greatest #cat pic I have ever seen. #cuddles #snuggle #cuddling #cats

markarayner, to Cat
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ArtBear, to Meme
@ArtBear@catodon.social avatar
astro_jcm, to physics
@astro_jcm@mastodon.online avatar

Fun fact for

exist in a quantum superposition of two states: "pet me" and "how dare you touch me you hairless ape". It is only by touching them that their wave function collapses to one of these states.

peternoahthomas, to animals
@peternoahthomas@mstdn.social avatar
garius, to animals
@garius@mastodon.me.uk avatar

Realised I've never shared Napoleon the feral kitty's story here, so here we go.

This is Napoleon, and this is the story of his nine-month journey from a hungry, desperate feral street cat to snuggly duvet monster. /1 🧵

kitty happily curled up in the nook of my arm on a bed.

heatharcadia, to animals
@heatharcadia@mastodon.social avatar

I bought my cats a cat bed for Christmas, and it shipped in a box that I fear will be a bigger hit than the bed itself.

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