linguistgoneforeign, to languagelearning
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Things that happen when non-German speakers use German graphemes. 😁



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GoldenRetrieverGF, to random

One of the fun things about German is how confusing it is. To make a word plural, you add -n/-en, umlaut + -er, umlaut or do nothing. So a lot of beginners will take der Vogel ( a bird ) and add an n but also an umlaut. Vögeln. This is however incorrect. It has the same meaning as ficken or bumsen. It means to fuck.

The true plural is die Vögel. Birds and the bees I guess.

hankg, to mastodon

So as of today Mastodon now has a US 501(c)3 non-profit entity to go along with their German corporate entity that appears to be losing its non-profit status for reasons the don't know yet. blog.joinmastodon.org/2024/04/…

benroyce,
@benroyce@mastodon.social avatar

@hankg

From my experience with , it's extremely rulebound. I don't sense any malice by the govt of , just overbearing bureaucracy

I like the fact has more rules in general than the for . but there is a limit, and capricious bullsh** like taking away 's status over, what I assume, is some tiny clerical error or minor rule discrepancy, is just embarrassing for Germany.

Mastodon, to mastodon
@Mastodon@mastodon.social avatar

forms new 501(c)(3) non-profit entity with new board of directors in the United States to facilitate tax-deductible donations and in-kind support:

https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2024/04/mastodon-forms-new-u.s.-non-profit/

FinchHaven,
@FinchHaven@sfba.social avatar

@Mastodon

It should be noted that the designation "non-profit" is nothing other than a / play

It has absolutely nothing to do with a double-entry, debits-and-credits-based fiscal analysis or audit of 's books by a legitimate accounting firm

Short title: The rich get richer, while the poor stay poor

No surprise there: that's what has been all about, all along...

eugenialoli, to cycling
@eugenialoli@mastodon.social avatar

We totally randomly met two riders this morning near our home, apparently they're traveling around & with bicycles. They are a & couple. We invited them at my mom's home and we all had lunch together. Apparently they are candidates in , one in and the other one in . Very interesting young people. It was a good day today.

mastomememakers, to Ukraine
@mastomememakers@det.social avatar

if it is the defense support for or the question if spying is a "bad thing", the electorate of the party reliably takes the lead, while puts its tail between its legs (to stay with the image)

MAKS23, to random Ukrainian
@MAKS23@mastodon.social avatar

🇩🇪🤔 "Olaf Scholz must decide whether he wants Ukraine to win the war or not", - Ben Wallace

🚀 Instead of ruling out Taurus deliveries, Scholz should cite conditions that could justify Taurus deliveries, citing Russian attacks on civilian infrastructure as an example. Better than saying 'no, I'm not going to deliver them' is to say 'we're constantly monitoring the situation, and if Russia continues, we'll look into it', he said.

musictraveler,
@musictraveler@mastodon.online avatar

@MAKS23

🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s very clear that Scholz from #Germany is a dangerous traitor who is doing everything to protect his Russian friends

#Scholz has warm ties with the Russian terrorists and he doesn’t want to break those ties

The #German people should kick this traitor and danger for the Western world out of his function

From day one of the war it’s clear that #OlafScholz doesn’t want #Ukraine 🇺🇦 to defeat Russia

#War #WarEconomy #Taurus #Europe #EU #NATO #US #SupportUkraine

SocraticEthics, to Ukraine
@SocraticEthics@mastodon.online avatar

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hJbKzh6wEZI&si=qgTlMY5vX2iujvuI
⚠️🇩🇪Scholz stubbornly refuses to provide Ukraine with Taurus missiles, drawing ambiguous redlines to save Putin’s illegal supply bridge (Sky News VIDEO) #Ukraine #Germany #Mastodon #Press #News #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#BanRussianAgricultureFromEU
#BanRussianGrainFromPoland
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#BetterOldThanSeditious

musictraveler,
@musictraveler@mastodon.online avatar

@SocraticEthics

🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s very clear that Scholz from #Germany is a dangerous traitor who is doing everything to protect his Russian friend Putin

#Scholz has warm ties with the Russian terrorists and he doesn’t want to break those ties

The #German people should kick this traitor and danger for the Western world out of his function

From day one of the war it’s clear that #OlafScholz doesn’t want #Ukraine 🇺🇦 to defeat Russia

#War #WarEconomy #Taurus #TaurusMissiles #Germans #Europe #EU

mashnotebeer, to beer
@mashnotebeer@handmade.social avatar
prma, to rust
@prma@fosstodon.org avatar

Ok, I tried every single app under the sun for the learning genders in German.

I made something that works for myself.

I put the code and everything here:
https://sr.ht/~prma/DerDieDas/

Under GPL-3.

This little prompt is going to pop up every single time that I open my terminal (approximately 100 times per day).

liaizon, to random
@liaizon@wake.st avatar

Totally following @farben bot to help learn all the colors in

SocraticEthics, to Ukraine
@SocraticEthics@mastodon.online avatar
dec_hl, to linguistics
@dec_hl@mastodon.social avatar

Ok, question: How would one translate to ? 🤣

Nichtbekommium?
Schwerzukriegium?
Kaumzuhabium?
Unverfuegium?

fulelo, to random
@fulelo@journa.host avatar

- spying: Two men held over suspected sabotage plot
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68843541

Cmdr_Halo_Jones, to random
@Cmdr_Halo_Jones@spacey.space avatar

In the 'non EU' queue recently in . The in front of me was complaining about how 'they' have a law that would put you in prison for being rude to officials, but they can be rude as they like to you.

He then was insensed that the officer was spending a long time politely detailing to the person in front how to get to Frankfurt, what to see, and generally being a wonderful, welcoming ambassador for Germany.

You bring your prejudices with you.

daniel, to random German
@daniel@masto.doserver.top avatar

So... I think I am safe to announce I have been trying to learn

I am not very good (yet), but I am trying my best. I may write a blog post on my approach to this at somepoint 😉

Does anyone have any recommendations on German speaking folks to follow? ( )

LALegault, to random
@LALegault@newsie.social avatar

This resolution deems “From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free” antisemitic.

Land of the free?

LALegault,
@LALegault@newsie.social avatar

German courts found the same thing:

Two courts say pro-Palestinian slogans 'legal', after solidarity group wins case

https://www.newarab.com/news/germany-two-courts-say-pro-palestinian-slogans-legal

amalia12, to random
@amalia12@mastodon.social avatar

Funny expressions with food and their meaning

Saftladen (juice shop) – an utterly bad place (not necessarily a shop)

Kabelsalat (cable salad) – chaotically entangled cables

Das ist mir Wurst. (This is sausage to me.) – I don’t care at all.

Hanswurst (Hans sausage) – derogatory, a hilarious or embarassing person

So ein Käse. (Such a cheese.) – This is bullshit.

Käsefüße (cheese feet) – Smelly or dirty feet

mezz, to VideoGames
@mezz@mstdn.games avatar

Fellow speakers who play and talk about in german. I'm in the process of translating a mod right now and I think I need some opinions.

Would you translate "host" (as in someone who hosts a lobby or server) as "Gastgeber" or does it sound "too german"? Is "host" enough of a common word that you wouldn't question it in a german sentence?

linguistgoneforeign, to languagelearning
@linguistgoneforeign@mastodon.social avatar

Ich sitze im Krankenhaus neben zwei Jungen (ca. 20), die sich offenbar gegenseitig die Köpfe eingeschlagen haben.

Das Gespräch:

  • Jo, Digga
  • Was, Digga
  • Was heißt HNO, Digga
  • Hals-Nasen-Ohr, Digga

I call this species "The Digga Bro".

#German
#Language

smaurizi, to random
@smaurizi@mastodon.social avatar
faraiwe, to techno
@faraiwe@mastodon.social avatar

Me, deceased DED

video/mp4

thatmanmatt, to random
@thatmanmatt@toottoot.eu avatar

Is there any other language in the world that on-the-regular allows triple-consonants?

z.B.: triple-f in Binnenschifffahrtsstraße

TexasObserver, to news
@TexasObserver@texasobserver.social avatar

Previously: At Abbott's sprawling (and costly) base, National Guard soldiers deployed in Eagle Pass will enjoy “chef-driven meals,” a fitness center, a lounge, a sand volleyball court, and an arcade. https://www.texasobserver.org/abbott-border-military-base-millions/

HistoPol,
@HistoPol@mastodon.social avatar

@TexasObserver

s/: builds recreation center on border.

This will surely be an effective kind of demarketing for would-be "immigrantion into the national social-security system,"/s as the new fascist party () would call it nowadays.

Peternimmo, to Trains
@Peternimmo@mastodon.scot avatar

The between and is to end this summer, after 96 years. railways () wanted service to continue, but their partner () no longer seem interested. Hard to believe that the is interested in more long distance, , when stuff like this is allowed to happen
https://www.20min.ch/story/zugverbindung-eingestellt-im-juli-rollt-der-letzte-ice-von-amsterdam-nach-basel-103083341

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