cat_news, to Cats
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Cats Of Mastodon! We are the algorithm. If you see a cat, boost a cat!

markarayner, to Cat
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There are two types of cats: murder and doofus.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #murdercat #humor #humour #funny

markarayner, to Cat
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This little guy is clearly running illegal SQUIRREL software on CAT hardware, but I'm still sharing it for .

LeftAnteriorOblique, to Cat

Apparently I can bake anything from scratch. Anything.

markarayner, to Cat
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There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

Hooman! Grab my paw if you want to live!

JasonStiff, to Cat
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Snickers and Oreo shown here demonstrating perfect pike sleeping position as they prepare for the Synchronized Sleeping competition in next year's Cat Olympics.

#cat #cats #Caturday #Saturday #pike #dive #diving #Olympics #sleep #sleeping #catsofmastodon #mastodoncats

markarayner, to Cat
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And that's how that photo shoot ended.

daico, to Cat
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For , the greatest pic I have ever seen.

markarayner, to Cat
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amici, to Dog
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muiiio, to fediverse
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I saw this from a fellow Fediversian - it seems smaller instances get better federated if people boost their toots across the ?

If so, I'd be grateful if you this toot and help my mini-instance reach farther.

And here's a for your enjoyment!

davidaugust, to Cat
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CatsOfYore, to Cat
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mythologyandhistory, to Cat
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Did you know that has a door?

The cathedral built in the 14th century, houses an .

The original clockwork was greased with animal fat, which attracted vermin.

To combat this, the allowed a cat to enter the clock room via a in the door.

This hole is also believed to be the origin of the nursery rhyme “Hickory Dickory Dock” (…the mouse ran up the clock…).

karlos, to Cat

Knew it.
I think we all knew it, really.

stux, to Cat
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markarayner, to animals
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The work in progress is neither working nor progressing.

TOrynski, to Cat
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My favourite monument in Wrocław, Poland is dedicated to all those brave men who ever tried to give a pill to their cat:

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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When you finally realize that life is a simulation and that you’ve been having technical difficulties.

jenni, to Cat
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We’ve started laying a cone down when the is under the rug so we don’t step on him 😂 🚧🐈

NoelJPenaflor, to Cat
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stux, to Cat
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A post post

stux, to Cat
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markarayner, to Cat
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I hope there's a great crop of posts today!

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