paul_denton, to Israel French
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Raphaël Enthoven explique sur BFM que Guillaume Meurice « n’a pas de talent ». C’est l’imposteur de la philo qui s’exprime ou le partenaire de la dirlo de France Inter? Il faudrait que la chaîne clarifie ce point. L’endogamie de ce petit milieu… (et encore une fois, je n'ai aucun problème pour dire que ça blague ne m'a pas fait rire)

freemo, to lotr
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Story of my life right here...

Snowshadow, to Canada
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😆 🤣 😂 😆 🤦 😂 🤣 🤣

NEED A LAUGH??
when times are troubled, take a break and laugh at it all!

Trump jealous of Trudeau because he's 'younger and way better looking': Scaramucci

"Scaramucci also said that in contrast to Trump’s last term .... it’s likely the people who sign on to work in the White House during a possible second Trump presidency are limited to “Yosemite Sam,” “Bugs Bunny,” or “Mickey Mouse.”
@GottaLaff
@TonyStark

https://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/trump-jealous-of-trudeau-because-he-s-younger-and-way-better-looking-scaramucci-1.6735095

Snowshadow, to news
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😊 😆 News to put a smile on your face....

Video shows beaver roaming Toronto waterfront unfazed by public



https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/video-shows-beaver-roaming-toronto-waterfront-unfazed-by-public-1.6743984

fkamiah17, to uk
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Also a bit of classic "your mum" bantz.

markarayner, to Cat
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There are two types of cats: murder and doofus.

metin, (edited ) to Quotes
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Jedigirl, to Humor
paul_denton, to Israel French
@paul_denton@mastodon.social avatar

Je suis moins effrayé par la blague (discutable) de Guillaume Meurice sur Netanyahou que par l'annulation de l'émission de Charline et de ses acolytes en public à cause de menaces à l'encontre de l'humoriste après son sketch. Le manque de réactions, y compris des artistes, me sidère...

AmiW, to art German
@AmiW@mastodon.online avatar

⚪ Ein etwas "anders"... Lieblingsfoto.
🟤 A slightly "different"... Favorite
photo. 🥬
📷 by Artist: in Loc.: Korea 🇰🇷 2024 - Title: "Appa" ☁️🦬 - ➡️

Rasta, to mastodon
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Are you using Mastodon lists?

In Twitter, I had mastered the lists.
here, I'm a little bit late, I had been off my PC for 6 months and I don't do well on mobile devices.
I've been setting up my NEWS, FRIENDS, CHAT MOST, those type of lists, making it easier to find people.
etc

markarayner, to aliens
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They mostly come at night... mostly.

mathling, to martialartsmemes
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adamsdesk, to Funny
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Writing Lines (chalkboard code) from The FoxTrot by Bill Amend, circa 2008

freemo, to Funny
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adamsdesk, to Funny
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Understanding the Technology, circa 1995

gee, to martialartsmemes
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[Dans le tome 6] Le navet

Un point sur ce légume absolument dégueulasse qui ne mériterait pas d'être cultivé si on avait deux ronds de bon sens.

(Au passage, je vous rappelle que je suis en vacances et que ce message était programmé, donc je ne verrai pas les protestations des deux trois pro-navets qui restent.)

▶️ Lire cette BD : https://grisebouille.net/le-navet/
📗 Grise Bouille, Tome VI : https://editions.ptilouk.net/gb06
❤️ Soutien : https://ptilouk.net/#soutien

Bibobu, to math French
@Bibobu@mastodon.xyz avatar



Je me lance dans l'oublapo (L'ouvroir de blagues potentielle) avec un exercice de style.

Classique:
Un mathématicien arrive au laboratoire avec des cernes sous les yeux en disant à ses collègues "Cette nuit ma femme vient d'accoucher!"
Quelqu'un lui demande "C'est un garçon ou une fille?"

Le mathématicien répond "Oui."

⬇️

AmiW, (edited ) to berlin German
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🚬 Artist: (Salvatore Benintende) 🇮🇹 in City: Oranienburger Straße, Germany 🇩🇪 2024 - Title: "It's legal" - ("Es ist legal") - Website: https://www.tvboy.it/

adamsdesk, (edited ) to Funny
@adamsdesk@fosstodon.org avatar

iPod Father, circa 2015
by Unknown

KissAnne, to animals
@KissAnne@mastodon.social avatar

I saw this photo for the first time during the pandemic close-down. I still find it . 🤣

metin, to Meme
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adamsdesk, to Funny
@adamsdesk@fosstodon.org avatar

Throwback Thursday is here and it's time for another tech joke.

Big Book by Steinfeld, circa 1995

caronallan, to memes
@caronallan@mastodon.social avatar

Not true...

Although... when American writers have British characters putting CREAM in their tea????????????????

markarayner, to Cat
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These cool dudes look like they're about to drop an album. They need a good band name though, any ideas?

#cat #cats #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #catstodon #catsofmastodon #albumcover #band #humor #humour

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