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wxcafe, to random
@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net avatar

lmao this makes me want to die

Korny,
@Korny@hachyderm.io avatar

@wxcafe
Just to note a recruiter friend of mine says this is utter bs - you are more likely to be rejected by a recruiter who spots it.

badrihippo,
@badrihippo@fosstodon.org avatar

@wxcafe well, this demonstrates your skills at "AI" (which is what companies nowadays want anyway, right?) 🤖

thomas, (edited ) to random
@thomas@metalhead.club avatar

I'd like to remind all Mastodon users that you can add a language filter to any follow relationship on Mastodon.

If you follow me and you don't speak German, you can easily remove my German posts from your timeline by adjusting the language settings.

Go to my profile page, select the dot menu and click "Change subscribed languages". Then select the languages that you speak.

This really is a hidden gem 💎 on Mastodon and not many people seem to know this feature :awesome:

Tusky,
@Tusky@mastodon.social avatar

@DBG3D @thomas but we will put it on the list ;)

slink,
@slink@fosstodon.org avatar

@IceCubesApp could get native support for the language filter on follow relationship?

internetarchive, to random
@internetarchive@mastodon.archive.org avatar

Sorry to say, archive.org is under a ddos attack. The data is not affected, but most services are unavailable.

We are working on it & will post updates in comments.

brewsterkahle,
@brewsterkahle@mastodon.archive.org avatar

@internetarchive is back up!

this is a back-and-forth with attackers. Sees weekends and holidays are popular.

we made adjustments, but we will see.

at least Happy Memorial Day!

stux,
@stux@mstdn.social avatar

@internetarchive Good luck and keep up the great work! :cat_hug_triangle:

splorp, to apple
@splorp@mastodon.social avatar

Hey, Mastodon … I’m trying to track down an developer named Stephen A. Cronin.

He worked at and operated a software company called TapTech based out of Austin, Texas in the late 90s. I’ve managed to contact his former software partner, Francis Preve … but Francis lost touch with Stephen years ago.

Together they released a sequencer program for called NR404 and I’m hoping the source code still exists somewhere.

Boosts appreciated.

pixel,
@pixel@social.pixels.pizza avatar

@NR404Guy @splorp Awesome!

liaizon,
@liaizon@wake.st avatar

@NR404Guy @splorp woah this is amazing. I have a newton with a dead battery I would love to try to get working someday. This is a perfect thing to get running on it!

mhoye, to random
@mhoye@mastodon.social avatar

This is a remarkable graph.

You might have heard that "EV sales are slumping", "people are starting to avoid EVs", etc.

That's not what's happening.

What's happening is "Tesla is cratering so hard that it's skewing the aggregate market data."

bluGill,
bluGill avatar

@ShredderFeeder

@mhoye @CosmicTraveler @jannem while many people do trips like that doctors and highway safety engineers tell you not to. Take longes breaks for health and safety.

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

@mhoye Hasn't the US gov been selectively issuing subsidies that give Tesla a boost on price while shutting out some of the offshore companies? I wonder if the numbers would be even more pronounced if not for that.

jasonkoebler, to random
@jasonkoebler@mastodon.social avatar

Scoop: I obtained the contract Samsung requires independent shops to sign to buy phone repair parts from them.

It requires:

  • "Daily" dumps of customer data
  • The "immediate destruction" of any phones a shop comes across that has third-party parts

https://www.404media.co/samsung-requires-independent-repair-shops-to-share-customer-data-snitch-on-people-who-use-aftermarket-parts-leaked-contract-shows/

00Aaron,
@00Aaron@social.coop avatar

@jasonkoebler "Would a customer bring their phone in to be repaired only to have it destroyed?"

That's the stuff of a dark comedy dystopia right there

pabloniusmonk,
@pabloniusmonk@mastodon.social avatar

@jasonkoebler Perhaps naïve of us to think these companies were going to just bow to the right-to-repair movement without getting a little something for themselves. SMH

cstross, to random
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

If you live in the UK or USA, you need to understand one thing about the coming election:

You need to vote defensively.

Neither of the main parties are appealing. But if you don't vote for the lesser evil you may end up helping a totalitarian horror get elected.

Hold your nose and goddamn vote, dammit. THEN go on protests. Because if you don't vote for the lesser evil, the victor will welcome your protests with bullets.

The prize for political purity this time round is a shallow grave.

juergen_hubert,
@juergen_hubert@thefolklore.cafe avatar

@TruthSandwich @cstross

Regardless of what Biden has done or not done, the choice in the USA is still between "Fascists" and "Not Fascists", instead of having a choice between different flavors of "Not Fascists".

And in all healthy democracies, the ruling government chances from time to time between different democratic parties. No party rules forever, nor should they.

But now the USA is in the situation that one of the two major parties is fully committed to fascism. So now you have to vote for the sane "Not Fascist" party all the time, or else the country will fall fully to fascism - but continual rule by the exact same party is also extremely unhealthy for a democracy.

So while the Democrats are currently occupying the White House, the country is already in a failure state, and total system failure is inevitable sooner or later - unless (a) the Republican party manages to pull back from the brink somehow and once again commits to democracy, or (b) a new party with better commitment to democracy rises and replaces them. And I don't really see that happening.

Am I wrong?

Uraael,

@rrwo @cstross

If you've got the power to change minds, more power to you. Fill your boots, with my blessing. But my voicing opinions isn't dependent on my ability or will to do the same, and your inability to see a point to it suggests you need to be looking harder.

pawsplay, to random
@pawsplay@dice.camp avatar
kyonshi,
@kyonshi@dice.camp avatar

@pawsplay while he is right...

... poor Tim. He only wanted to be helpful.

maxthefox,
@maxthefox@spacey.space avatar

@pawsplay @mynameistillian @nyrath Yep! GPT-style AI passing the Turing Test sometimes doesn't mean that GPT-style AI is sapient and worthy of personhood or being anything except a (flawed) tool.

It means that the Turing Test is twaddle.

theluddite, to random
@theluddite@assemblag.es avatar

The point of solar panels is not to ensure "solar profitability," but to make for a greener, better world. Its profitability is only justified insofar as it moves us towards that goal. If we want to switch to renewables, then sometimes we're going to have surplus, because of how renewables work. This is well known and discussed ad nauseam. If that makes power markets unstable, then the problem is with markets, not with there being too many solar panels.

theluddite,
@theluddite@assemblag.es avatar

Alternate Headline: Capitalist rag admits artificial scarcity necessary for corporate profits.

theluddite,
@theluddite@assemblag.es avatar
GossiTheDog, to random
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

Google search thinks you should use glue to stick together a pizza as its AI is trained on Reddit, where 11 years ago a user called “fucksmith” posted suggesting it was a good idea.

WhyNotZoidberg,
@WhyNotZoidberg@topspicy.social avatar

@GossiTheDog we are really waiting for the first confirmed death due to AI, right?

kimlockhartga,
@kimlockhartga@beige.party avatar

@GossiTheDog So AI can't distinguish shitposting. We have found the secret to its destruction. Flood the zone!

aral, to DuckDuckGo
@aral@mastodon.ar.al avatar
tomstoneham,
@tomstoneham@dair-community.social avatar

@aral
Do you know @Mojeek which is genuinely independent. And about as private as you can get.

darren,
@darren@c.im avatar
atom, to random

If Windows XP was released in 2024

kaiserkiwi,
@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com avatar
niavy,
@niavy@masto.bike avatar

@atom
I LOVE XP Start Menu 🥰 I got a soft that recreates and customises W10 start menu in a XP way and that's a BLAST.
@breizh

GossiTheDog, to random
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

Okay I knew Opera browser was bad but I had no idea how crazy the situation was until reading this.

https://www.spacebar.news/stop-using-opera-browser/

Vivaldi,
@Vivaldi@vivaldi.net avatar

@GossiTheDog Our browser could work for you! :tony_wee:

xs4me2,
@xs4me2@mastodon.social avatar

@dalias @GossiTheDog

Maximize profit... I thought of Opera as an ethical product, but guess I was wrong...

nixCraft, to random
@nixCraft@mastodon.social avatar
fluxwatcher,
@fluxwatcher@mastodon.social avatar

@nixCraft "The road to hell is paved with good intentions" 😎

gmarcosanti,
@gmarcosanti@mastodon.uno avatar

@nixCraft
1994: you have to be an hacker to find stuff on the Internet
2004: every information on the Internet is there, easily findable with few clicks
2024: you have to be an hacker to find stuff on the Internet

ricci, to random
@ricci@discuss.systems avatar

At last, some information from Google that students can really use!

ricci,
@ricci@discuss.systems avatar

Just A+ on accuracy there my searchy friend

amytabb,
@amytabb@hachyderm.io avatar

@ricci I regret to inform you I also did a search and found more and different fake snake fighting information!

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq-the-snake-fight-portion-of-your-thesis-defense

stux, (edited ) to Netherlands
@stux@mstdn.social avatar

A single picture taken in the



Amsterdam-Rijnkanaal. Photo made by @robhoeijmakers

robhoeijmakers,
@robhoeijmakers@mstdn.social avatar

@stux I posted it on Instagram, X and even on LinkedIn because I was really happy with it. Nothing really happed, it was weeks ago.

And then someone 'stole' it and it started like a wild fire. People were so kind to let me know.

Influencers with millions of followers started sharing it (mostly with credit) and it was a big thing on Reddit. It must have been shown more than 10 million times.

Crazy.

If you are interested, here is the original post: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6n8t0tsH1Q/

stux,
@stux@mstdn.social avatar

@robhoeijmakers Ahh yes.. that's what often happens unfort!

I also found it on a platform that tends to even remove credits but luckily we have reverse image searches and great fedi members who shared exact links :blobcathearts:

With suchs things credits are always in place and needed ✅

(altough people can use my work for wharever without cred except not selling)

tilton, to random
@tilton@fursuits.online avatar
travisfw,
@travisfw@fosstodon.org avatar

happy to help. I'll meet you at the library.

Kurt, to random
@Kurt@mstdn.social avatar

The Google AI isn’t hallucinating about glue in pizza, it’s just over indexing an 11 year old Reddit post by a dude named fucksmith.

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jwz,
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

@Kurt Large language models are now no longer called "AI", they are called "Fucksmiths". I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.

Brahn,
@Brahn@hachyderm.io avatar

@jwz @Kurt
That could be a unit of measurement to rate the ridiculousness of LLM answers. "Wow, that's like 6 fucksmiths"

JoeUchill, to random
@JoeUchill@mastodon.social avatar

Can I use gasoline to cook spaghetti faster?

JoeUchill,
@JoeUchill@mastodon.social avatar

IT GOT THE RECIPE FROM ANOTHER AI!

AINCEPTION!

https://www.dishgen.com/recipes/fiery-fuel-spaghetti-lvs3o74j

OiskaE,
@OiskaE@mastodon.social avatar

@JoeUchill Remember to talk to your cats about gun safety!

miriamrobern, to random
@miriamrobern@dice.camp avatar
LinuxAndYarn,
@LinuxAndYarn@mastodon.social avatar

@miriamrobern Anyone who still has a house, other than the physical kids' cottage at Brakebills, is Slytherin.

stux,
@stux@mstdn.social avatar

@miriamrobern Agreed!

Instead put uh… your preferred OS for example! :linux:

forrestbrazeal, to random
@forrestbrazeal@hachyderm.io avatar

idk why people say funding OSS is difficult

kaiserkiwi, (edited )
@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com avatar

@forrestbrazeal Probably because blind people can't see your post. Please consider to add alt text.

finestructure,
@finestructure@mastodon.social avatar

@forrestbrazeal “That’s a brutal diff” 🤣

intransitivelie, to random
@intransitivelie@beige.party avatar

What I wanted from AI: hundreds of robot servants to automate away all my stupid, repetitive tasks, leaving me free to pursue the life of the mind.

What I expected from AI: self-driving cars maybe, at some point.

What I got from AI: a wrong-answer machine which steals money from me and is powered by burning the rainforest.

intransitivelie,
@intransitivelie@beige.party avatar

@hisham_hm
I suspect that the billionaires who want robot servants only want them because they think it would be cool, not because they actually need them. I can see Elon Musk dumping tons of money into robot servants because he thought that would make people respect and fear him, for instance. But you're right about most of them.

I guess I just don't know why they'd invest any effort in customized, convincing lies at industrial scale to manipulate elections when the old fashioned methods seem to have worked just fine up until now. You don't need terribly convincing lies to manipulate people. We'll buy any old lie pretty easily as long as it seems less effort than other options. You don't need deepfakes to sell white Americans on racism, for instance. Hell, Donald Trump's lies are incredibly threadbare and he's got half the country eating out of his hand.

I speak about American politics because I'm familiar with them, not because I think they're special in any way. The lies fascists the world over tell are effective not because they're convincing but because it doesn't take much to convince most people. I can list all sorts of easy-to-disprove lies which nonetheless worked extremely well.

I don't know. Maybe the danger of "AI" is that it allows unsophisticated lies to be delivered more effectively? Or maybe it's just a fad and the real danger is that it heightens distrust of information in general, or makes sources so unreliable that truth cannot be determined? I'm not sure that convincing lies is the aim as much as simply industrial scale, which pollutes the information well much more effectively than before. If there's so much junk that the truth can't be found, it doesn't really matter whether the junk is convincing or not.

argv_minus_one,
@argv_minus_one@mstdn.party avatar

@intransitivelie

What the owners of “AI” wanted from it: to replace human labor, so they can exterminate everyone while still having robots to grow their food and wipe their bottoms.

Hence why they're all building bunkers.

They're not going to get their wish, at least not this decade, but their omnicidal malevolence nonetheless chills me to the bone. Not even Hitler wanted to eradicate all of humankind.

GossiTheDog, to random
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

"Nobody uses Mastodon"

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GossiTheDog,
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

@NovaCora I'm not, for what it's worth.

mcfly,
@mcfly@milliways.social avatar

@GossiTheDog I still have a Twitter account but I enjoy Mastodon a lot more.
Everytime I log into Twitter it does not take longer than 2 mins to go "WTF is wrong with people?"

Lana, to random
@Lana@beige.party avatar

1990 Internet: You gotta be a hacker to find anything on the web

2000 Internet: Literally all the information in the world accessible to everyone so easy a toddler could do it

2020 Internet: You gotta be a hacker to find anything on the web

Lana,
@Lana@beige.party avatar
aeveltstra,
@aeveltstra@mastodon.social avatar

@Lana Do we get Google’s aicrap and ads when we use meta searchers like Ecosia or SearXNG?
https://www.ecosia.org/
https://searx.be/

benroyce, to ai
@benroyce@mastodon.social avatar

this is not #AI

this is not a scene from a movie

this is simply a one in a billion video shot at the right time at the right angle by a teenager in #portugal a few days ago, may 18/ 19

fucking amazing! positively biblical

#space #meteor

experts say it was a #comet fragment, a few feet wide

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/blue-meteor-falls-through-the-sky-over-spain-and-portugal/news-story/7bd39d794d6a5e79feade5723e4d4787

amazing meteor video

alexisdyslexic,
@alexisdyslexic@urbanists.social avatar

@mina @benroyce oh man that would be so cool if they turned off the street lights at midnight. I have to drive well over an hr to get a sky that dark. They are passing Dark Sky regulations on the state level here in Massachusetts. But it will take yrs before that has any real effect.

mina,
@mina@berlin.social avatar

@alexisdyslexic

I am totally in favour!

I think, the UNESCO should declare the night sky cultural patrimony of humanity.

Might also help against corporations' sky trash.

@benroyce

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