FakeScrumStats, to IT
@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social avatar
reginagrogan, to security
@reginagrogan@mastodon.social avatar

Bank: “Please create a secure password”
Me: Types in secure password
Bank: “thats too secure, fuck yourself”
Me: what?
Bank: i dont like those characters
Me: types new password
Bank: “you misspelled it once and you cant see it, fuck yourself”
Me: “ok” uses password generator
Bank: “we dont allow copy paste, fuck yourself”
Bank: “you did it too much. Gotta call us. 3 hour wait.” :)

What is the best IT torture? Bc its this

dismantl, to random

We're hiring at the National Network of Abortion Funds for an IT Coordinator! The role includes documenting, maintaining, and administering IT systems and accounts, and resolving helpdesk tickets, among other duties.

Four-day work week (32 hrs), 100% remote (with optional travel), no degrees or certifications required, salary is $65,396 - $68,666.

Benefits include paid health insurance, 5% retirement match, 3 weeks vacation, 12 weeks parental leave, and a 3-month paid sabbatical (!) for every 5 year of active employment.

Please share widely! Deadline to apply is June 11.

Apply here: https://abortionfunds.bamboohr.com/careers/79

videograndpa, to IT
@videograndpa@mastodon.social avatar

THE PERIOD ISN'T ACTUALLY ALLOWED IT'S JUST THE END OF THE SENTENCE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

videograndpa, to IT
@videograndpa@mastodon.social avatar

Hey everyone. We're looking to add a Senior Engineer to our Technology Team at Austin PBS - please pass on to anyone you know who might be interested. This position is located in Austin at our brand-new Austin Media Center and would report directly to me.

https://recruiting.paylocity.com/recruiting/jobs/Details/2054346/Austin-PBS/Senior-Engineer

freemo, to ArtificialIntelligence
@freemo@qoto.org avatar

Please reboost!

Trying something new, everyone is guaranteed an interview! Open interviews! For a limited time no one will be skipped (except for clear cases of abuse).

So we still have about 10 more 100% remote positions to hire for full-time market-fair positions here at QOTO/CleverThis.

100% remote, work from anywhere, even the beach, market-fair offers. Ethics first, we treat our people like family.

We have an urgent need for Machine learning experts with a background in NLP and Deep Learning (Natural Language Processing and Neural Networks). There is a focus on Knowledge Graphs, Mathematics, Java, C, looking for Polyglots.

We are an open-source first company, we give back heavily to the OSS community.

We need everything from jr to sr, data scientist to programmer. If your IT and your good, you might be a fit.

I will personally be both your direct boss, and hiring manager. I am also the founder and inventor.

The NLP position can be found at this link, other positions can be found on the menu bar on the left:

https://docs.cleverthis.com/en/human_resources/organizational_structure/sr_data_scientist_(nlp)

If you would like to submit yourself for an interview, which for a limited time I am guaranteeing you will get a first stage interview, then you can submit your application here, and even schedule your interview as you apply, instantly!

https://cal.com/team/cleverthis/interview-stage-1

For those of you who cant schedule during core hours you can schedule in my free time if you’d like a chance (the company doesnt have fixed hours):

https://cal.com/team/cleverthis/interview-stage-1-extended

ekis, (edited ) to infosec
@ekis@mastodon.social avatar

Captchas are not even real anymore; been that way a long time.

Everyone in knows how easy it is to bypass a captcha designed for having people do free work than to function as a way to prevent bots

CaptchaBuster even w/o any setup can solve most of them for you

So not only have they made us train their LLMs, they take advantage of the fact captcha systems they provide were never intended to stop bots, so they can use their bots across the internet to gather data

nathans, to Meme
unfa, to Cat
@unfa@mastodon.social avatar
LPI, to gentoo
@LPI@fosstodon.org avatar

Happy 24th Birthday, Gentoo Linux!

Named after the ‘fastest swimming underwater penguin’ is built to fine-tune the performance of hardware, giving users more control over the efficiency of their device.

Thank you, Gentoo community for building a great resource that people benefit from all over the world! 🐧🎂

https://gentoo.org/

pyngudigital, to linux German
@pyngudigital@social.pyngu.com avatar

Schleswig-Holstein geht voran:

statt M$ Office
statt Windows
statt Outlook
statt Sharepoint

Das Kabinett hat den Startschuss für den Umstieg auf freie Software gegeben - ein Gewinn für -Sicherheit, und die heimische Digitalwirtschaft.

Langfristiges Ziel ist die vollständige digitale Souveränität des Landes.

https://www.schleswig-holstein.de/DE/landesregierung/ministerien-behoerden/I/_startseite/Artikel2024/II/240403_digitalsouveraene_verwaltung.html

Wir ziehen den Hut und wünschen eine erfolgreiche Umsetzung!🎩

ekis, (edited ) to IT
@ekis@mastodon.social avatar

Automate the boardroom before the factory floor.

Ignore the fact we could replace most executives with a d20 dice. Even the best ones could be automated easier than building complex robots and software to replace jobs that are inexpensive.

Or your class in DnD will forever be "traitor".

i_ngli, to IT German
@i_ngli@assemblag.es avatar

Suche für einen en, sehr Computerbegeisterten jungen Menschen, Raum , , . .

kubikpixel, to religion
@kubikpixel@chaos.social avatar

«The religion of techno-optimism:
Tech billionaires are using faith to solidify their power»
– by @parismarx

This is also the reason why many people fall for it blindly and also why it is a secure income for those who sell it but are not necessarily sure what they are selling.

🤷 https://disconnect.blog/the-religion-of-techno-optimism/

ErikJonker, (edited ) to security Dutch
@ErikJonker@mastodon.social avatar

I hope the UN can make it work but the federated decentralised approach makes sense. The United Nations ditches Big Tech in a bid for security | TechRadar
https://www.techradar.com/pro/the-united-nations-ditches-big-tech-in-a-bid-for-security

kubikpixel, to IT German
@kubikpixel@chaos.social avatar

If the concept in your company looks like this, then burn it down and run!

stefano, to sysadmin
@stefano@bsd.cafe avatar
Sfwmson, to IT
ekis, to infosec
@ekis@mastodon.social avatar

I use XMPP

B/c it is federated (like mastodon, or email); doesn't require a phone or a number. While supporting end-to-end OMEMO encryption.

Ever want to chat? about whatever topics really, or even but I mostly like talking about XSS on that topic.

You can reach me at:
shehackedyou@xmpp.chat

I also setup a chat that for now is public:
shy@muc.xmpp.chat

geant, to Cambridge
@geant@mstdn.social avatar

🚀

Are you currently at University studying for a computer science related degree?

We're offering a 12-month as IT Services Engineer in !

Read more and apply 👉 https://jobs.geant.org/vacancies/76/intern--it-services-engineer.html

TruthSandwich, to IT
@TruthSandwich@mas.to avatar

Translation: "We noticed that, when we cut jobs, the remaining employees worked harder to compensate. So we figured we could cut more jobs, squeezing more out of them while spending less. Win/lose!"

This is the fundamental conflict of interest between employer and employee. It is why unions came to be; to counterbalance the singular power of management.

https://www.businessinsider.com/mark-zuckerberg-comments-tech-company-layoffs-2024-2

MadMike77, to IT German
@MadMike77@chaos.social avatar

Meine Tochter ist jetzt 13 Jahre alt und hat sich bei der Berufswahl ernsthaft dafür interessiert, etwas in Richtung zu machen.
Ich habe etwas selber recherchiert und (zumindest hier in der ) sieht man quasi die Steppenroller über die leere Ebene vorbeiziehen: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frauen_in_der_Informatik#Schweiz -> Link in der Referenz zeigt auf eine archivierte Seite der ETH Zürich von 2016.
Kennt jemand ein Netzwerk (am besten von Frauen für Frauen), das sich für Frauen in der IT einsetzt?

stefano, to FreeBSD
@stefano@bsd.cafe avatar

Escape the cloud: Own your e-mail.

Make your own E-Mail server - FreeBSD, OpenSMTPD, Rspamd and Dovecot included - Part 1

https://it-notes.dragas.net/2024/03/08/make-your-own-email-server-freebsd-opensmptd-rspamd-dovecot-part1/

stefano, to Kubernetes
@stefano@bsd.cafe avatar

Typical modern software stack:

  • They only provide a Dockerfile because it's so convoluted and patched together that it would be impossible to create a decent guide on how to make this stuff work without revealing just how much it's all held together by duct tape. Still, taking a peek at the Dockerfile will clearly reveal the chaos at play.
  • Everything runs in separate containers, as it should, and they have automatic restarts, as they should. But then they're so tightly bound together with, you guessed it, duct tape, that when one of them fails, the container just restarts automatically, leaving the user wondering why everything failed, with only a cryptic error message.
  • The main container is controlled by Supervisor - which is necessary because everything crashes very often, but the end user doesn't notice because Supervisor restarts the services. To outsiders, everything works fine (but occasionally throws some errors).

In short, the current trend is to sweep the dirt under the rug. A trendy rug, though!

HonkHase, to IT German
@HonkHase@chaos.social avatar

Sektor und

Digitales Scheitern: am Ende

"Die sollte 5000 errichten und den 'n in Deutschland ein Ende bereiten. Vier Jahre später ist das Projekt selbst am Ende – und kein einziger Mast in Betrieb."
https://netzpolitik.org/2024/digitales-scheitern-funklochamt-am-ende/#netzpolitik-pw

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