ArtBear,

Sound advice.

bnlandor,

@ArtBear *ANYthing

ArtBear,

I approve this message.

ArtBear,

Just re-registering my official non-compliance with any BS in 2023.

ArtBear,

UK's racists. Explained.

ArtBear,

USA's racists. Explained.

ArtBear,

You know that phrase:

"On the edge of your seat"

ArtBear,

How news & current affairs programs book guests now.

#meme #funny #politics #news #currentAffairs #media

ArtBear,

I don't accept this!

ArtBear,

The condensed guide to ?

ArtBear,

Explaining stuff on the internet can be exhausting...

ArtBear,

Anyone found this shop yet?

ArtBear,

Have Boris' comeback plans perished?

ArtBear,

Amazing money saving trick revealed!

"Vote for whoever beats your local Tory candidate."

ArtBear,

Studies show:

ArtBear,

So 's going really, really well for the UK!

It's just like they promised. Good job we ignored experts & listened to corporate media & their politicians instead.

ArtBear,

The lies they tell to get power.
vs.
What they do with that power.

ArtBear,

The rightwing of <insert country>.

gadgetboy,
@gadgetboy@gadgetboy.social avatar

@ArtBear Sounds about right.

ArtBear, (edited )

If there's a bad idea out there, Elon is 1st in line to embrace it...

ArtBear,

Who else thinks articles on major political policies should include, as value for money vs the promises, an average reader impact assessment?

Perhaps supply some basic figures? Imagine if Brexit articles had something like this?

ArtBear,

Imagine a world where journalists, or electorates, held politicians to their promises.

ArtBear,

A guide to being scared about doing things.

ArtBear,
ArtBear, (edited )

When trying to work out where the money all went...

...it might help to look at the people who now have all the money.🤔

ArtBear,
ArtBear,

Politics in <insert country>

People getting poorer, reduced quality & standard, even length of life, yet continue voting for narrow interests of elite billionaires & against their own interests.

So much denial about the CON, in CON-servative.

ArtBear,

Different governments had different views on masks etc....

ArtBear,

Is this an abridged history of social?

ArtBear,

Accurate?

the_Effekt,

@ArtBear Totally accurate!

ArtBear,

Since ZARA's deal with Daher Group all the shuttered Russian ZARA stores have reopened with ZARA styles, just they're called MAAG stores.

To public in Russia MAAG = ZARA

ArtBear,

German media reporting Adidas will restart operations in Russia from Nov 1st.

Adidas has bemoaned lost profits from doing the humane thing, shutting down in Russia, therefore not sponsoring invasion, warcrimes & genocide by Russia.

Adidas have recently done a deal with Daher Group same group that facilitated re-opening of all the Russian ZARA stores. Russian ministries have boasted of Adidas returning.

ArtBear,
ArtBear, (edited )

Maybe today is a great day for everyone from the Fedi to advertise different servers on ??? 😉 😂 🥳

ClaireCopperman,

@ArtBear I would if I were able to post anything atm 🙄

ArtBear,

@ClaireCopperman
Yeah, it's like a failure loop 😂

ArtBear,
ArtBear,

In a historic first, racist muppetshow Britain First manage to get their first thing right, by misspelling it.

Immigrants are not illegal.

UkeleleEric,
@UkeleleEric@mstdn.social avatar

@ArtBear I know a lot of racists whose English ability would cause them to fail an English test that they expect migrants to be able to pass...

BigMcLargeHuge,

@ArtBear To be fair, they are idiots.

notroot,

@BigMcLargeHuge @ArtBear Wowwwww....

I guess morans are morans no matter which side of the pond you're on

WagtailTheEgohunter_,

@ArtBear

everyone talks about
how the non-Amerindian people
of the USA
are illegal immigrants
and how ironic it is
that they want to kick out
what is essentially themselves,
but for some reason
the non-Neanderthal British
think they're legally allowed
to be in th UK.

Frustratedfairy,

@ArtBear 🤣👏

helma,
@helma@mastodon.social avatar

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ArtBear,

@helma
lol.
'iMigrants iZ iLegal'
The new app, from appleofkent.

ArtBear,

It's important to plan ahead.

ArtBear, (edited )

As trends on Dead Bird site...

Maybe klepto-fascist types should not buy & sell control of human communications?

joesticker,
@joesticker@mastodon.nu avatar

@ArtBear Best picture ever!! 😂

spacemagick,
@spacemagick@mastodon.social avatar

@ArtBear
Nice work!

ABtj60,

@ArtBear
All Tech giant’s are the same.

ArtBear,

@ABtj60
Being on the is certainly better for society, decentralising power rather than concentrating it in the hands of a very very few.

ArtBear,

Nominations for 's most effective asset continue.

ArtBear, (edited )

All the tax dodging, the crappy working conditions, the businesses pushed under, and all for what?

So can give a few other parasite & celebs a joyride on his obscenely resource intensive but underperforming ?

maikel,

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ArtBear,

@maikel who's the biggest dick, contest.

maikel,

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    @maikel
    3,197 billionaires ruin planet for
    8,045,311,447 humans

    maikel,

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    @maikel
    Thanks, corporate media!👍

    maikel,

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    @maikel
    Agreed, & corporate media fills the traditional role of religious social control for the 21st century.

    maikel, (edited )

    deleted_by_author

    ArtBear,

    @maikel
    Precisely. It's often easier to see a country more accurately when actually outside it's domestic media field. Which is totally damning.
    https://mastodonapp.uk/@ArtBear/111273567460053712

    ArtBear,

    @maikel
    But you are pretty well informed to notice the UK HS2 stuff from Spain.

    maikel,

    deleted_by_author

    ArtBear,

    @maikel
    He might as well just have called it
    Blue Thrust

    ArtBear, (edited )

    Quick reminder...

    When we elect arseholes, it gets us killed.

    DrollTide,
    @DrollTide@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear NZ will be an interesting study, having just elected an asshole.

    ArtBear,

    @DrollTide
    sadly true.

    ArtBear,

    OMG! Who woulda thunk it???

    Apparently there is a chance that JCBrexit are massive tax dodgers!!!

    Shocked I tell you, shocked.

    Vonskinnback,
    @Vonskinnback@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear JCB the brexit super donors & most vocal no deal backers, tax them into the dirt without mercy...

    ArtBear,

    Popped by dead bird site earlier☠️, JFC, sewer!

    sure has made a right mess...

    ArtBear, (edited )

    End-stage capitalists & their toxic quest to take everything they shouldn't, pay nobody properly, increase obscene profits, continues...

    ArtBear, (edited )

    Imagine the difference if 2023 humans spent on average 151mins, 2.5hrs! out of each day in their community...

    ...instead of for profits of social engineering, asshole parasites like Fuckerberg, Muskrat, etc.

    aristeon89,
    @aristeon89@mastodon.online avatar

    @ArtBear the problem is when you try to socialise and people start telling you that masks don't work, the pandemic was just a hoax by the left to "control us", and complaining about immigrants. I don't know how many conversations of this kind I've had. I've gone into inner lockdown.

    ArtBear, (edited )

    @aristeon89
    I hear you!

    "Stop The Boats" people, JFC they're tiresome but some of them can be reachable, some of the time.

    It was people from Eton, who've been in charge for 13yrs, who stole all the money. It was not 'brown people' who haven't arrived in the country yet, whether via boat, plane, train or bloody space-hopper.

    ArtBear,

    Cock.erel

    ArtBear,

    Exactly what classes is Junior going to?

    ArtBear,

    More study dilemnas.

    ArtBear,

    Tesco is winning people over with it's buttermilk packaging.

    TimWardCam,
    @TimWardCam@c.im avatar

    @ArtBear The ancient "what can we get past the bosses" game, beloved of subeditors and engineers, and, on this occasion, graphic designers.

    ArtBear,

    Catholic Church’s Archdiocesan Youth Commission really left it all out on the field with this one.

    ArtBear,

    Well, it's certainly a memorable logo.
    A.Style!

    ArtBear,

    Sometimes Font choice is fairly crucial for your video rental store.

    ArtBear,

    Ok, well, every service has a target customer.

    ArtBear,

    Hrmmm,
    so is that like a merkin?

    ArtBear,

    Pretty upfront.

    BenCotterill,
    @BenCotterill@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear Is that from Grand Theft Auto?

    ArtBear,

    Full service?

    ArtBear,

    And they have a showroom.

    ArtBear, (edited )

    Thought my opinion couldn't be further lowered of shit-stirring, climate denying, russian roubles infested, covidiot, quackAnon, queer-bashing, misogyny & racism Neanderthal muck spreading fake news channel, kkKGBnews.

    Yet as covid enquiry hears how Blojo saw killing the vulnerable, immuno-compromised & (his voters) elderly as best option during his premiership, the worst UK "News" channel offers presenting job to lying sack of shite,


    corruption & negligence deathtoll
    .

    ArtBear,

    Carlin. Hicks.
    We miss them.

    wcbdata,
    @wcbdata@vis.social avatar

    @ArtBear Carlin also said "Religion is like a pair of shoes [...] Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes."

    tetranomos,
    @tetranomos@mas.to avatar

    @ArtBear aristotle did that well enough all on his own, and he was an actual (but probably had too many personites).

    do any of you feel like you might be missing the philosophy? and therefore worsening the problem?

    ArtBear, (edited )

    Calling conservative politicians rats, is unfair on rats.

    I_have_a_technology,
    heimchen,

    @ArtBear does anyone have the paper?

    drmaddkap,
    @drmaddkap@meow.social avatar

    @ArtBear Yes but was the rat in the cage in the country illegally?

    SurrealSeal,
    @SurrealSeal@cupoftea.social avatar

    @ArtBear
    Rats are highly intelligent animals.

    CarlMuckenhoupt,
    @CarlMuckenhoupt@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear Kind of seems obvious when you consider the words "distress call". Why would an animal have developed a distress call if not for the possibility of it being acted on?

    theothersimo,
    @theothersimo@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear Ayn Rand was right (and wrong). Empathy is a mental illness that causes rats and humans to perceive others as extensions of themselves, and the suffering of others as their own. This mental illness is necessary for society to survive.

    floS,
    FenTiger,
    @FenTiger@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear This appears to show that rats have more empathy than scientists.

    sophieschmieg,

    @FenTiger @ArtBear it's worse, people have used this behavior to devise more efficient rat traps. It works better than traps baited with food, apparently, but also feels much crueler.

    sinvega,
    @sinvega@mastodon.social avatar

    @sophieschmieg @FenTiger @ArtBear this feels like the evidence that would convince an alien court to space us all

    ArtBear,

    @sinvega @sophieschmieg @FenTiger
    Well, a billion times beyond that, the evidence would be much of our food production system. We don't look because we don't want to know. An alien without the cultural norm training from infancy might take an unbiased look at it and......

    JonasJRichter,
    @JonasJRichter@pnpde.social avatar

    @ArtBear

    The rats are alright.

    arisummerland,
    @arisummerland@mstdn.social avatar

    @ArtBear Hear hear! Rats are amazing creatures and wonderful companions. Right-wing nut jobs, not so much.

    Mgellis,

    @ArtBear So...what you're saying is that people need to do better than rats? Somehow, with at least some people, I find that totally credible.

    PJ_Evans,
    @PJ_Evans@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear
    Rats are social, as well as sociable.

    ErgonWolf,
    @ErgonWolf@pawb.fun avatar

    @ArtBear Pearl Jam was down on comparing humans to rats way back 30 years ago.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COtAEPnETqg

    ArtBear,

    @ErgonWolf
    Hearing Pearl Jam absolutely puts me back in certain times & places! Kinda what I needed this morning actually. Cheers for that :D

    libramoon,
    @libramoon@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear

    are "Right" and "Conservative" code for cruel?

    ArtBear,

    @libramoon
    Yeah I don't feel like the labelling normalisation helps either.
    https://firefish.social/notes/9ksf0gp8gh5osa2u

    eRatt,
    @eRatt@gaygeek.social avatar

    @ArtBear :blobratheart: :blobrat:

    CyclesSmiles,
    @CyclesSmiles@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear Terry was much more right in his use of the word 'rats' than the newspaper, then.

    One more hint his books should be mandatory for every (young) adult

    ArtBear,

    @CyclesSmiles
    Compulsory curriculum is a campaign I would get right behind!

    CyclesSmiles,
    @CyclesSmiles@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear I just envisioned a world where every reader has read about Maurice and his rodents by, say, age 21. Including 50% reading it with good teachers that make them think about the book.

    <Sigh>

    Hopeful, much more hopeful for the world I would be.

    ScottAkenhead,
    @ScottAkenhead@masto.ai avatar

    @ArtBear

    Bit by bit, day by day, case by case, the growing realization and appreciation that H. sapiens is just one of many, many sentient species.

    The only intelligent aliens we will ever encounter are traveling beside us on Spaceship Earth. But we’re not good listeners.

    Zip,

    @ArtBear Zoom out and you find the only unempathic animal in the room, standing in front of the cage.

    xs4me2,
    @xs4me2@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear Yeah, they clearly don't have it...
    Neither do all these religious and nationalistic bastards full of resentment fighting each other for insignificant causes...

    Penguinflight,
    @Penguinflight@mastodon.scot avatar

    @ArtBear That was always a given.

    ArtBear, (edited )

    UK rivers, beaches and waterways are literally full of Tory crap.

    13 years of Tory.
    +Brexit, so they cannot be sued (more times) by the EU for their shitty (literally) environmental destruction & utilities profiteering.

    ArtBear, (edited )

    There's all kinds of, over-coming challenge.

    SearingTruth,

    @ArtBear

    Indeed fellow citizen ArtBear on Mastodon. Well said.
    ST

    "I understand your human frailties, because they are much like mine, and the rest of humanity. We are all frail and weak, we all do things that shame us, we all make mistakes. But our character is not born from our perfection; it is instead born from how we deal with our imperfection."
    SearingTruth

    LazaroDTormes,
    @LazaroDTormes@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear

    What about people helping each other to climb?

    ArtBear,

    @LazaroDTormes
    Well that's the best kind!

    andreaslindholm,
    @andreaslindholm@mastodon.nu avatar

    @ArtBear Perhaps I should show this the next time someone claims that everything is about individual choice and that structural issues are irrelevant.

    ArtBear,

    @andreaslindholm
    Yes, it's a good point. The road ahead often goes through different terrain depending on many factors that are nothing to do with personal skills, effort, choices.

    Jorgerodriguezn,

    @ArtBear it could be the same guy, after climbing the Mountain falling from the top, thinking he made it in life but having to start over again. Make it just one image

    vjprema,
    @vjprema@fosstodon.org avatar

    @ArtBear at first I thought the guy on his mountain was also the one who dug the pit for the other guy to fall into.

    ArtBear,

    @vjprema
    Some truth in that comment too. eg.
    So many ditches dug to feed greed
    https://mastodonapp.uk/@ArtBear/111252013509187284

    matt,
    @matt@mastodon.mattjon.es avatar

    @ArtBear This is me, 2001 to 2008. Actually a bicycle helped get me out of it and continues to get me out of smaller dips.

    ArtBear,

    @matt
    I've been working out 5-6 days a week for about half a year. I really want to continue that despite quite a bit of turmoil in my life.

    matt,
    @matt@mastodon.mattjon.es avatar

    @ArtBear Keep going ✊

    ArtBear,

    @matt
    Thanks, & likewise ✊

    mambear404,

    @ArtBear

    Exactly this.

    Fasgadh,
    @Fasgadh@mastodon.scot avatar

    @ArtBear
    Artist must be a cyclist. Fear rivers and deep valleys more than anything - what goes down....

    DanadasGrau,
    @DanadasGrau@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear is there a third panel depicting the guy on top of the mountain squatting and taking a dump on the head of the guy who just climbed out of the pit? That would be realism.

    ArtBear, (edited )

    We understand when we watch films & series, read books etc.

    We should apply that clarity to real life sometimes.

    ArtBear,

    post etc thoughts.

    ArtBear, (edited )

    Also, particularly while the whole & consumerism orgy proceeds, it's worth bearing in mind.

    Once your local shops are gone, the prices on Amazon can then skyrocket.

    Rana,
    @Rana@mastodon.nl avatar

    @ArtBear I backed a kickstarter of a small artist
    No discount but I had my eye on one of the plushes 🤞
    Hopefully it makes it here unscathed when time's up

    ArtBear,

    @Rana
    Awesome!

    Phaethon,
    @Phaethon@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear
    That would be good advice were it not for the fact that all the shop owners and sales staff within cycling distance of my abode are all complete arses.

    ArtBear,

    @Phaethon
    lol sorry to hear that!!

    ArtBear, (edited )

    The most lightweight politician of our time, attempts to revive her expired relevancy & catastrophic career.

    "Liz Truss throws weight behind Donald Trump for President"

    ArtBear,

    It's a tower. With an amazing moving light at the top.

    Lighthouse sounds so prosaic. Why can't I call it a wizards tower?

    tricotfeelya,
    @tricotfeelya@woof.group avatar

    @ArtBear Necause “phallus-shaped twinkle stick” was already taken.

    ArtBear,
    andy_f,
    @andy_f@fosstodon.org avatar

    @ArtBear @lisamelton I am quite partial to ‘beacon of Lucifer’.

    ArtBear,

    @andy_f 😂

    ArtBear,

    regarding

    ArtBear, (edited )

    Riffing on a theme.

    ArtBear, (edited )

    Remember when

    -UK was too busy divorcing the wife with cancer, in order to marry the latest pregnant mistress, to actually bother going to any pandemic emergency COBRA meetings-

    & lots of died.

    ArtBear,

    Incoming holiday season conversation with that relative?

    bytebro,

    @ArtBear I want that shirt!

    ArtBear,

    @bytebro
    No kidding!😂

    kinyutaka,
    @kinyutaka@mstdn.social avatar

    @ArtBear

    Right: I had to climb uphill, both ways!

    ErickaSimone,
    @ErickaSimone@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear thank you for this.

    ArtBear,

    @ErickaSimone
    You're welcome. I'm appalled at the experiments, yet appreciate the learning & possibility of changing views. A weird dichotomy.

    ErickaSimone,
    @ErickaSimone@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear same. Hate that animals are treated in this way just to show they have more humanity than man. Some of us already knew.

    Steve8282,

    @ArtBear Truth in advertising.

    ArtBear,

    @Steve8282
    Once in a while... yes!

    AchesAndPains,
    @AchesAndPains@mstdn.social avatar

    deleted_by_author

    ArtBear,
    andrebrito,

    @ArtBear That's totally Kermit the frog!

    ArtBear,

    @andrebrito lol it's something alright 😂 🤣

    gondo,
    @gondo@troet.cafe avatar

    @ArtBear no surprise

    iquaanyin, (edited )
    @iquaanyin@mastodon.social avatar

    @ArtBear liars are often crooks too? amazing. 😉 (of course, all crooks are liars.)

    tricotfeelya,
    @tricotfeelya@woof.group avatar

    @ArtBear USB rechargeable, with 7 different vibration patterns

    justdude,
    @justdude@mastodon.nl avatar

    @ArtBear Looks like possible shocking hidden content that device 🤣
    Suited For the bedroom

    CatHerder,

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    @CatHerder
    😀 Billionaire sociopaths probably shouldn't be in charge of social media 🤔

    krood,

    @ArtBear dammit! I know which one I am.

    ArtBear,

    @krood 😂 👍
    Self knowledge is a worthy aim. 😃

    krood,

    @ArtBear I always thought of myself as a Rube Goldberg genius, but now I see that it could just be interpreted as Meth'd up methodology.

    charlesrandall,
    @charlesrandall@grumble.social avatar
    PacMan,

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    @PacMan
    Lol

    independentpen,
    @independentpen@mas.to avatar

    @ArtBear
    History is written by the Scandinavian architects
    @ArtBear

    ArtBear,

    @independentpen
    So I infer...
    History is created by Racoons on Meth😂

    jones,
    @jones@puntarella.party avatar

    @ArtBear
    Do you have a little like for me?

    joeygibson,
    @joeygibson@hachyderm.io avatar

    @ArtBear @MissPixiePancake

    The in the US in one giant fucking nutshell.

    samhainnight,
    @samhainnight@mstdn.social avatar

    @ArtBear Save yourself the effort and just say “Bullshit”. It puts them on the defensive and makes them have to explain things, to which you one again say, “Bullshit”.

    ArtBear,

    @samhainnight
    Solid strategy!

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